Asexual Puns
| Pun | Original | |
|---|---|---|
| The World's Most Beautiful Asexual Contest | Tweet | The World's Most Beautiful Transsexual Contest |
| Male-to-female Asexual | Tweet | Male-to-female transsexual |
| Asexual pornography | Tweet | Bisexual pornography |
| Everything's Asexual | Tweet | Everything's Eventual |
| Asexual consistency | Tweet | Eventual consistency |
| Asexual erasure | Tweet | Bisexual erasure |
| Asexual chic | Tweet | Bisexual chic |
| Shifting Gears: A Asexual Transmission | Tweet | Shifting Gears: A Bisexual Transmission |
| Asexual until graduation | Tweet | Bisexual until graduation |