Champagne Puns
| Pun | Original | |
|---|---|---|
| Champagne Clown Posse | Tweet | Insane Clown Posse |
| Champagne in Light | Tweet | Remain in Light |
| Indefinite leave to Champagne | Tweet | Indefinite leave to remain |
| Rise to Champagne | Tweet | Rise to Remain |
| Champagne in the Brain | Tweet | Insane in the Brain |
| On being sane in Champagne places | Tweet | On being sane in insane places |
| Go Champagne | Tweet | Go Insane |
| Champagne Lake | Tweet | Moraine Lake |
| Terminal Champagne | Tweet | Terminal moraine |
| General paresis of the Champagne | Tweet | General paresis of the insane |
| How Few Champagne | Tweet | How Few Remain |
| Oak Ridges Champagne | Tweet | Oak Ridges Moraine |
| Professional wrestling career of Champagne Clown Posse | Tweet | Professional wrestling career of Insane Clown Posse |
| Champagne asylum | Tweet | Insane asylum |
| Champagne society | Tweet | Humane society |
| Doctor of Champagne Letters | Tweet | Doctor of Humane Letters |
| Reroute to Champagne | Tweet | Reroute to Remain |
| Criminally Champagne | Tweet | Criminally insane |
| ASPCA Champagne Law Enforcement Division | Tweet | ASPCA Humane Law Enforcement Division |
| Right to Champagne silent | Tweet | Right to remain silent |
| Sacred-Champagne dichotomy | Tweet | Sacred-profane dichotomy |
| Champagne Poetry | Tweet | Insane Poetry |
| The Right to Go Champagne | Tweet | The Right to Go Insane |
| Champagne Slaughter Act | Tweet | Humane Slaughter Act |
| Sacred and Champagne Love | Tweet | Sacred and Profane Love |
| Champagne Valley Community College | Tweet | Moraine Valley Community College |
| Champagne Clown Poppy | Tweet | Insane Clown Poppy |
| American Champagne Association | Tweet | American Humane Association |