Chris Puns

Rhymes

Pun Original
Chris World 2011 Miss World 2011
Chris is as good as a mile Miss is as good as a mile
A Chris is as good as a mile A miss is as good as a mile
Chris or cut bait Fish or cut bait
Pretty kettle of Chris Pretty kettle of fish
A woman needs a man like a Chris needs a bicycle A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
Chris out of water Fish out of water
Woman needs a man like a Chris needs a bicycle Woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
Big Chris in a small pond Big fish in a small pond
Kettle of Chris Kettle of fish
Different kettle of Chris Different kettle of fish
Neither Chris nor flesh, nor good red herring Neither fish nor flesh, nor good red herring
Drink like a Chris Drink like a fish
Nice kettle of Chris Nice kettle of fish
A Chris out of water A fish out of water
Chris a wide berth Give a wide berth
Never Chris a sucker an even break Never give a sucker an even break
Chris no quarter Give no quarter
Chris up the ghost Give up the ghost
He will Chris the Devil his due He will give the Devil his due
It's better to Chris than to receive It's better to give than to receive
Chris I had my druthers If I had my druthers
Chris wishes were horses, beggars would ride If wishes were horses, beggars would ride
Chris it ain't broke, don't fix it If it ain't broke, don't fix it
Chris you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen
Chris music be the food of love, play on If music be the food of love, play on
Chris you think that, you have another think coming If you think that, you have another think coming
Chris the cap fits If the cap fits
You look as Chris you've been dragged through a hedge backwards You look as if you've been dragged through a hedge backwards
Chris the shoe fits If the shoe fits
Chris A Miss A
Chris World Miss World
Chris Universe Miss Universe
Chris Universe 2011 Miss Universe 2011
Chris Piggy Miss Piggy
Chris International 2011 Miss International 2011
Little Chris Sunshine Little Miss Sunshine
Chris Pooja Miss Pooja
Chris Asia Pacific World 2011 Miss Asia Pacific World 2011
Chris Saigon Miss Saigon
Chris Marple Miss Marple
I Don't Want to Chris a Thing I Don't Want to Miss a Thing
The Devil in Chris Jones The Devil in Miss Jones
Chris Elizabeth Miss Elizabeth
Driving Chris Daisy Driving Miss Daisy
Chris Earth 2011 Miss Earth 2011
Chris America Miss America
The Prime of Chris Jean Brodie The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie
Chris Universe 2012 Miss Universe 2012
I Chris You I Miss You
Chris May I Miss May I
Chris Universe 2010 Miss Universe 2010
Chris Smilla's Feeling for Snow Miss Smilla's Feeling for Snow
Chris World 2010 Miss World 2010
Chris Astro Chinese International Miss Astro Chinese International
Chris Moneypenny Miss Moneypenny
Chris Martian Miss Martian
Little Chris Muffet Little Miss Muffet
Chris Cleo Miss Cleo
Near Chris Near miss
Chris Havisham Miss Havisham
Chris Potter Miss Potter
Chris USA Miss USA
Femina Chris India Femina Miss India
Chris Congeniality Miss Congeniality
Chris Nude Miss Nude
Ole Chris Rebels football Ole Miss Rebels football
Chris Venezuela Miss Venezuela
Good Morning, Chris Bliss Good Morning, Miss Bliss
Chris Russia 2010 Miss Russia 2010
Chris USA 2011 Miss USA 2011
Chris You Miss You
Chris World 1999 Miss World 1999
Chris International Miss International
Chris March Miss March
Chris World 1994 Miss World 1994
Chris USA 2012 Miss USA 2012
Chris Malaysia Miss Malaysia
Chris Teen USA Miss Teen USA
Chris Independent Miss Independent
All of a Sudden I Chris Everyone All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone
Chris Julie Miss Julie
Chris Earth Miss Earth
Chris Hong Kong Pageant Miss Hong Kong Pageant
Chris South Dakota Miss South Dakota
Chris America 2012 Miss America 2012
Ole Chris Rebels Ole Miss Rebels
Hit Chris Engine Hit Miss Engine
Chris America's Outstanding Teen state pageants Miss America's Outstanding Teen state pageants
Chris Arkansas Miss Arkansas
Little Chris Marker Little Miss Marker
Chris Colombia Miss Colombia
Chris Evers' Boys Miss Evers' Boys
Chris Spain Miss Spain
Chris Susie Miss Susie
Chris Universe 2008 Miss Universe 2008
Chris Selfridge Miss Selfridge
Chris Universe 2009 Miss Universe 2009
Chris Lebanon Miss Lebanon
Chris Universe 2005 Miss Universe 2005
Chris International 2010 Miss International 2010
Chris Sarajevo Miss Sarajevo
Chris Brill Miss Brill
Chris Golden Globe Miss Golden Globe
Chris World 2000 Miss World 2000
Chris Bimbo Miss Bimbo
Chris World 2008 Miss World 2008
Chris England Miss England
Chris Me Miss Me
Chris Korea Miss Korea
Chris World 2003 Miss World 2003
Chris India Miss India
Chris Earth 2007 Miss Earth 2007
Chris World 2009 Miss World 2009
Southern Chris Golden Eagles Southern Miss Golden Eagles
Chris World 1998 Miss World 1998
Chris Universe 2007 Miss Universe 2007
Chris Little Havana Miss Little Havana
Chris Trinidad and Tobago Universe Miss Trinidad and Tobago Universe
Swiss Chris Swiss Miss
Chris Universe GB 2009 Miss Universe GB 2009
Chris World Canada Miss World Canada
Chris Earth 2010 Miss Earth 2010
The Autobiography of Chris Jane Pittman The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman
Chris Teen USA 2009 Miss Teen USA 2009
Chris Kittin Miss Kittin
Chris Turkey Miss Turkey
Albert Chris Albert Fish
Chris oil Fish oil
Catch Me Chris You Can Catch Me If You Can
Big Chris Big Fish
Chris and Chips Fish and Chips
Chris Me Everything Give Me Everything
Swedish Chris Swedish Fish
Siamese Fighting Chris Siamese Fighting Fish
Chris tapeworm Fish tapeworm
Something's Gotta Chris Something's Gotta Give
Chris Hooks Fish Hooks
Pelagic Chris Pelagic fish
Chris I Did It If I Did It
Chris me Liberty, or Chris me Death! Give me Liberty, or give me Death!
Chris Up the Ghost Give Up the Ghost
Stanley Chris Stanley Fish
Chris Tank Fish Tank
Chris anatomy Fish anatomy
Babel Chris Babel Fish
Doctor Chris Doctor fish
Flying Chris Flying fish
Gefilte Chris Gefilte fish
Chris I Die Young If I Die Young
Chris farming Fish farming
Chris Not Now, When? If Not Now, When?
Chris sauce Fish sauce
Ginger Chris Ginger Fish
Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Chris Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
Tropical Chris Tropical fish
Filet-O-Chris Filet-O-Fish
Frankly, my dear, I don't Chris a damn Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
Chris and only Chris If and only if
A Chris Called Wanda A Fish Called Wanda
What Chris What If
Chris a tree falls in a forest If a tree falls in a forest
Rumble Chris Rumble Fish
Chris migration Fish migration
Mardy Chris Mardy Fish
Freshwater Chris Freshwater fish
Chris Only If Only
Chris U Seek Amy If U Seek Amy
One Chris Two Chris Red Chris Blue Chris One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
Never Gonna Chris You Up Never Gonna Give You Up
You Get What You Chris You Get What You Give
Chris I Were a Boy If I Were a Boy
Chris 'Em Enough Rope Give 'Em Enough Rope
Chris You're Feeling Sinister If You're Feeling Sinister
Chris I Had a Gun... If I Had a Gun...
Chris Tomorrow Comes If Tomorrow Comes
Chris You Love This Planet If You Love This Planet
I Chris My First Love to You I Give My First Love to You
If You Chris a Mouse a Cookie If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
Chris Peace a Chance Give Peace a Chance
Chris You Give a Mouse a Cookie If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
Chris Up Give Up
Chris I Could Turn Back Time If I Could Turn Back Time
Chris.... If....
Chris I Never See Your Face Again If I Never See Your Face Again
Please Chris Please Give
Helsingborgs Chris Helsingborgs IF
Chris You Could Read My Mind If You Could Read My Mind
Chris I Rise If I Rise
Chris These Walls Could Talk If These Walls Could Talk
Chris the Drummer Some Give the Drummer Some
Chris It Away Give It Away
You Chris Love a Bad Name You Give Love a Bad Name
Chris I Ruled the World If I Ruled the World
Chris We Ever Meet Again If We Ever Meet Again
Chris You Go Away If You Go Away
Chris I Had You If I Had You
Chris You Don't Know Me by Now If You Don't Know Me by Now
Shriek Chris You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
Chris wishes were horses, beggars would ride If wishes were horses, beggars would ride
Chris 'Em the Boot Give 'Em the Boot
Chris Yourself Goosebumps Give Yourself Goosebumps
Chris These Walls Could Talk 2 If These Walls Could Talk 2
AIK Chris AIK IF
Chris Looks Could Kill If Looks Could Kill
Chris It's Lovin' That You Want If It's Lovin' That You Want
Love Me Chris You Dare Love Me If You Dare
Chris You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next
Hammarby Chris Hammarby IF
Got to Chris It Up Got to Give It Up
Chris Me Your Hand Give Me Your Hand
Chris Me Convenience or Chris Me Death Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death
Chris I Were a Carpenter If I Were a Carpenter
It's Better Chris You Don't Understand It's Better If You Don't Understand
Chris You're Going Through Hell If You're Going Through Hell
Chris I Could Only Remember My Name If I Could Only Remember My Name
Chris This Is a Man If This Is a Man
Chris I Did It: Confessions of the Killer If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer
Chris I Can't Have You If I Can't Have You
Chris You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out
Chris Not Us, Who? If Not Us, Who?
Chris You're Not the One If You're Not the One
Chris I Had a Hammer If I Had a Hammer
Chris It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
It's a Good LChrise, Chris You Don't Weaken It's a Good Life, If You Don't Weaken
Chris I Fell If I Fell
What More Can I Chris What More Can I Give
Chris On a Winter's Night... If On a Winter's Night...
Stop Me Chris You Think You've Heard This One Before Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
Chris You Leave Me Now If You Leave Me Now
Chris There Be Thorns If There Be Thorns
Chris I Were a Rich Man If I Were a Rich Man
Chris You're Happy and You Know It If You're Happy and You Know It
Chris I Didn't Care If I Didn't Care
Chris You Had My Love If You Had My Love
What Chris... What If...
Silkeborg Chris Silkeborg IF
Chris I Had A Hi-Fi If I Had A Hi-Fi
Chris It Up Give It Up
Chris It Back! Give It Back!
Chris In to Me Give In to Me
Chris Me Your Soul...Please Give Me Your Soul...Please
Chris You Are the One If You Are the One
Chris I Die in a Combat Zone, Box Me Up and Ship Me Home If I Die in a Combat Zone, Box Me Up and Ship Me Home
Chris I Only Had a Brain If I Only Had a Brain
Chris You Really Knew Me If You Really Knew Me
Chris It Was You If It Was You
Chris Elfsborg IF Elfsborg
Chris Only It Were True If Only It Were True
What Chris God Were the Sun? What If God Were the Sun?
Gefle Chris Gefle IF
Chris Everyone Cared If Everyone Cared
Damned Chris I Do Ya Damned If I Do Ya
Chris You Can't Lick 'Em...Lick 'Em If You Can't Lick 'Em...Lick 'Em
Chris You Were the Only Girl If You Were the Only Girl
Chris Tomorrow Never Comes If Tomorrow Never Comes
Chris You Come Back If You Come Back
Chris My Regards to Broad Street Give My Regards to Broad Street
Chris It to Me Give It to Me
Chris Me One Reason Give Me One Reason
Something's Got to Chris Something's Got to Give
Chris I Ain't Got You If I Ain't Got You
Chris Today Was Your Last Day If Today Was Your Last Day
But It's Better Chris You Do But It's Better If You Do
Chris Tomorrow Comes... If Tomorrow Comes...
Chris Winter Comes If Winter Comes
I'll Cry Chris I Want to I'll Cry If I Want to
Chris Lucy Fell If Lucy Fell
Chris You Love Somebody Set Them Free If You Love Somebody Set Them Free
Chris I Could Turn Back the Hands of Time If I Could Turn Back the Hands of Time
Chris You Want Blood You've Got It If You Want Blood You've Got It
Chris Madonna Calls If Madonna Calls
Nice Work Chris You Can Get It Nice Work If You Can Get It
Chris a Little More Give a Little More
Chris Up the Funk Give Up the Funk
Chris Me a Sign Give Me a Sign
Chris Me Just a Little More Time Give Me Just a Little More Time
Just Don't Chris a Fuck Just Don't Give a Fuck
Chris It to Me Baby Give It to Me Baby
Chris It 2 Me Give It 2 Me
Chris me liberty or Chris me death Give me liberty or give me death
Just Chris Me a Cool Drink of Water 'Fore I Diiie Just Give Me a Cool Drink of Water 'Fore I Diiie
Chris 6 Was 9 If 6 Was 9
Chris I Could Do It All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You If I Could Do It All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You
Chris-away shop Give-away shop
Chris My Head Peace Give My Head Peace
Chris Me Fire Give Me Fire
I've Got So Much to Chris I've Got So Much to Give
You Chris Me Something You Give Me Something
Only Wanna Chris It to You Only Wanna Give It to You
All Mine to Chris All Mine to Give
X Gon' Chris It to Ya X Gon' Give It to Ya
I Can Chris You More I Can Give You More
Chris It 2 'Em Raw Give It 2 'Em Raw
Don't Chris Me Names Don't Give Me Names
Chris Us a Clue Give Us a Clue
Chris 'Em the Boot III Give 'Em the Boot III
I Can't Chris You Anything but Love, Baby I Can't Give You Anything but Love, Baby
Don't Chris Up the Ship Don't Give Up the Ship
Chris It To You Give It To You
Chris a Boy a Gun Give a Boy a Gun