Cotton Puns

Pun		Original
Cotton Tomatoes	Tweet	Rotten Tomatoes
Bet your Cotton dollar	Tweet	Bet your bottom dollar
Cotton drawer	Tweet	Bottom drawer
Cotton-up	Tweet	Bottom-up
Cotton dioxide	Tweet	Carbon dioxide
Dirty Cotton Imbeciles	Tweet	Dirty Rotten Imbeciles
Dirty Cotton Scoundrels	Tweet	Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Cotton Apple	Tweet	Rotten Apple
Johnny Cotton	Tweet	Johnny Rotten
Cotton borough	Tweet	Rotten borough
When Things Were Cotton	Tweet	When Things Were Rotten
Dirty Cotton Filthy Stinking Rich	Tweet	Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich
Ladle Rat Cotton Hut	Tweet	Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
Something Cotton	Tweet	Something Rotten
Rachel Cotton	Tweet	Rachel Rotten
Cotton kid theorem	Tweet	Rotten kid theorem
They've Actually Cotton Worse Live!	Tweet	They've Actually Gotten Worse Live!
Cotton and pocket boroughs	Tweet	Rotten and pocket boroughs
Cotton Sound	Tweet	Rotten Sound
Cotton stone	Tweet	Rotten stone
Aus-Cotton	Tweet	Aus-Rotten
Cotton Apples	Tweet	Rotten Apples
Dirty Cotton LP	Tweet	Dirty Rotten LP
Cotton-copy	Tweet	Carbon-copy
Cotton footprint	Tweet	Carbon footprint
Cotton Law	Tweet	Common Law
Top-down and Cotton-up design	Tweet	Top-down and bottom-up design
Top, Cotton and versatile	Tweet	Top, bottom and versatile
Triple Cotton line	Tweet	Triple bottom line
Cotton bracket	Tweet	Bottom bracket
Cotton of the pyramid	Tweet	Bottom of the pyramid
Foggy Cotton	Tweet	Foggy Bottom
Cotton trawling	Tweet	Bottom trawling
Cotton monoxide	Tweet	Carbon monoxide
Cotton cold	Tweet	Common cold
Cotton Line	Tweet	Bottom Line
Round-Cotton flask	Tweet	Round-bottom flask
Voyage to the Cotton of the Sea	Tweet	Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
Somewhere At the Cotton of the River Between Vega and Altair	Tweet	Somewhere At the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair
Cotton quark	Tweet	Bottom quark
Live Cotton trailer	Tweet	Live bottom trailer
Race to the Cotton	Tweet	Race to the bottom
Ma Rainey's Black Cotton	Tweet	Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
Cotton girl	Tweet	Bottom girl
Black Cotton	Tweet	Black Bottom
Cotton-up parsing	Tweet	Bottom-up parsing
Rock Cotton	Tweet	Rock Bottom
Cotton feeder	Tweet	Bottom feeder
Butters' Cotton Bitch	Tweet	Butters' Bottom Bitch
Cotton-up	Tweet	Bottom-up
SpongeBob SquarePants Rock Cotton Plunge	Tweet	SpongeBob SquarePants Rock Bottom Plunge
Cotton Dollar Food	Tweet	Bottom Dollar Food
Nick Cotton	Tweet	Nick Bottom
The Cotton Billion	Tweet	The Bottom Billion
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Cotton	Tweet	SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom
The Cotton	Tweet	The Bottom
Peach Cotton Nuclear Generating Station	Tweet	Peach Bottom Nuclear Generating Station
American Cotton	Tweet	American Bottom
Rocker Cotton shoe	Tweet	Rocker bottom shoe
Happy Cotton Riding Club	Tweet	Happy Bottom Riding Club
Bikini Cotton	Tweet	Bikini Bottom
Double Cotton line	Tweet	Double bottom line
The Sweetness at the Cotton of the Pie	Tweet	The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie
Double top and double Cotton	Tweet	Double top and double bottom
Marriage on the Rocks/Rock Cotton	Tweet	Marriage on the Rocks/Rock Bottom
Cotton-up proteomics	Tweet	Bottom-up proteomics
There's Plenty of Room at the Cotton	Tweet	There's Plenty of Room at the Bottom
Rocker Cotton foot	Tweet	Rocker bottom foot
Buck Naked and the Bare Cotton Boys	Tweet	Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys
Cotton Sense	Tweet	Common Sense
Cotton monoxide poisoning	Tweet	Carbon monoxide poisoning
Cotton steel	Tweet	Carbon steel
Cotton Era	Tweet	Common Era
Cotton-law marriage	Tweet	Common-law marriage
Cotton cycle	Tweet	Carbon cycle
Cotton nanotube	Tweet	Carbon nanotube
Transformers: Revenge of the Cotton	Tweet	Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Cotton European Framework of Reference for Languages	Tweet	Common European Framework of Reference for Languages
Blind Cotton copy	Tweet	Blind carbon copy
Activated Cotton	Tweet	Activated carbon
Cotton Angel	Tweet	Fallen Angel
Cotton carotid artery	Tweet	Common carotid artery
Cotton footprint	Tweet	Carbon footprint
Cotton-fiber-reinforced polymer	Tweet	Carbon-fiber-reinforced polymer
Cotton Pheasant	Tweet	Common Pheasant
Cotton Gateway Interface	Tweet	Common Gateway Interface
Allotropes of Cotton	Tweet	Allotropes of carbon
Cotton tetrachloride	Tweet	Carbon tetrachloride
Cotton Fig	Tweet	Common Fig
Cotton Empires	Tweet	Fallen Empires
Least Cotton multiple	Tweet	Least common multiple
Cotton copy	Tweet	Carbon copy
Need for Speed: Cotton	Tweet	Need for Speed: Carbon
Cotton-14	Tweet	Carbon-14
Cotton stock	Tweet	Common stock
Cotton Agricultural Policy	Tweet	Common Agricultural Policy
Cotton Raven	Tweet	Common Raven
Greatest Cotton divisor	Tweet	Greatest common divisor
Cotton credit	Tweet	Carbon credit
Cotton Chimpanzee	Tweet	Common Chimpanzee
Cotton emitter	Tweet	Common emitter
Cotton fibular nerve	Tweet	Common fibular nerve
Cotton dioxide in Earth's atmosphere	Tweet	Carbon dioxide in Earth's atmosphere
Cotton Language Runtime	Tweet	Common Language Runtime
Cotton sink	Tweet	Carbon sink
Cotton Snapping Turtle	Tweet	Common Snapping Turtle
Cotton rail	Tweet	Common rail
Cotton offset	Tweet	Carbon offset
Cotton capture and storage	Tweet	Carbon capture and storage
Lust, Cotton	Tweet	Lust, Caution
Cotton bile duct	Tweet	Common bile duct
Book of Cotton Prayer	Tweet	Book of Common Prayer
C4 Cotton fixation	Tweet	C4 carbon fixation
Cotton tax	Tweet	Carbon tax
Alpha and beta Cotton	Tweet	Alpha and beta carbon
Cotton monoxide detector	Tweet	Carbon monoxide detector
Malazan Book of the Cotton	Tweet	Malazan Book of the Fallen
We Are The Cotton	Tweet	We Are The Fallen
Cotton disulfide	Tweet	Carbon disulfide
Cotton-mode rejection ratio	Tweet	Common-mode rejection ratio
Cotton black	Tweet	Carbon black
Cotton misconceptions	Tweet	Common misconceptions
Battle of Cotton Timbers	Tweet	Battle of Fallen Timbers
Cotton Interface	Tweet	Common Interface
Cotton Object Request Broker Architecture	Tweet	Common Object Request Broker Architecture
Cotton Access Card	Tweet	Common Access Card
Cotton-13 NMR	Tweet	Carbon-13 NMR
Evidence of Cotton descent	Tweet	Evidence of common descent
Cotton sequestration	Tweet	Carbon sequestration
Cotton name	Tweet	Common name
Cotton bean	Tweet	Common bean
Cotton carp	Tweet	Common carp
Cotton Angels	Tweet	Fallen Angels
Cotton fixation	Tweet	Carbon fixation
Cotton People	Tweet	Common People
Cotton logarithm	Tweet	Common logarithm
Cotton collector	Tweet	Common collector
Cotton good	Tweet	Common good
Cotton carrier	Tweet	Common carrier
Cotton fiber	Tweet	Carbon fiber
Most recent Cotton ancestor	Tweet	Most recent common ancestor
Waking the Cotton	Tweet	Waking the Fallen
Cotton chemicals	Tweet	Common chemicals
Cotton variable immunodeficiency	Tweet	Common variable immunodeficiency
Cotton Foreign and Security Policy	Tweet	Common Foreign and Security Policy
Compounds of Cotton	Tweet	Compounds of carbon
Cotton Blackbird	Tweet	Common Blackbird
Total organic Cotton	Tweet	Total organic carbon
Most Cotton words in English	Tweet	Most common words in English
Cotton descent	Tweet	Common descent
Transformers: Revenge of the Cotton - The Album	Tweet	Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - The Album
Supercritical Cotton dioxide	Tweet	Supercritical carbon dioxide
Cotton Lisp	Tweet	Common Lisp
Longest Cotton subsequence problem	Tweet	Longest common subsequence problem
Cotton Intermediate Language	Tweet	Common Intermediate Language
Cotton Krait	Tweet	Common Krait
Isotopes of Cotton	Tweet	Isotopes of carbon
Cotton Buzzard	Tweet	Common Buzzard
Cotton ownership	Tweet	Common ownership
Cotton source	Tweet	Common source
Cotton iliac artery	Tweet	Common iliac artery
Cotton group	Tweet	Carbon group
Police Cotton	Tweet	Police caution
Cotton periwinkle	Tweet	Common periwinkle
Healthcare Cotton Procedure Coding System	Tweet	Healthcare Common Procedure Coding System
Cotton emission trading	Tweet	Carbon emission trading
Cotton neutrality	Tweet	Carbon neutrality
C3 Cotton fixation	Tweet	C3 carbon fixation
Cotton-Cotton bond	Tweet	Carbon-carbon bond
Our Cotton Future	Tweet	Our Common Future
Cotton snook	Tweet	Common snook
Cotton Kingfisher	Tweet	Common Kingfisher
Fanfare for the Cotton Man	Tweet	Fanfare for the Common Man
Cotton Dreads	Tweet	Common Dreads
Cotton base	Tweet	Common base
City of Cotton Angels	Tweet	City of Fallen Angels
Cotton filtering	Tweet	Carbon filtering
Cotton dioxide laser	Tweet	Carbon dioxide laser
Cotton basilisk	Tweet	Common basilisk
Cotton Myna	Tweet	Common Myna
Cotton-ion effect	Tweet	Common-ion effect
Cotton Eland	Tweet	Common Eland
Cotton House Gecko	Tweet	Common House Gecko
Cotton Security and Defence Policy	Tweet	Common Security and Defence Policy
Cotton Information Model	Tweet	Common Information Model
Cotton Earth	Tweet	Fallen Earth
Diamond-like Cotton	Tweet	Diamond-like carbon
Cotton dioxide equivalent	Tweet	Carbon dioxide equivalent
Zinc-Cotton battery	Tweet	Zinc-carbon battery
Boston Cotton	Tweet	Boston Common
Cotton Criteria	Tweet	Common Criteria
Cotton Kestrel	Tweet	Common Kestrel
Cotton dolphin	Tweet	Common dolphin
Longest Cotton substring problem	Tweet	Longest common substring problem
Cotton ethanol fuel mixtures	Tweet	Common ethanol fuel mixtures
Woodbury Cotton Premium Outlets	Tweet	Woodbury Common Premium Outlets
The Cotton	Tweet	The Fallen
Cotton dating	Tweet	Carbon dating
Cotton hepatic artery	Tweet	Common hepatic artery
Cotton Language Infrastructure	Tweet	Common Language Infrastructure
Cotton Admission Test	Tweet	Common Admission Test
Revised Cotton Lectionary	Tweet	Revised Common Lectionary
Cotton Starling	Tweet	Common Starling
For the Cotton Dreams	Tweet	For the Fallen Dreams
Cotton-12	Tweet	Carbon-12
Cotton-nitrogen bond	Tweet	Carbon-nitrogen bond
Cotton-pool resource	Tweet	Common-pool resource
The Chemistry of Cotton Life	Tweet	The Chemistry of Common Life
Cotton-hydrogen bond	Tweet	Carbon-hydrogen bond
Cotton nanotube field-effect transistor	Tweet	Carbon nanotube field-effect transistor
Cotton-based life	Tweet	Carbon-based life
Cotton-13	Tweet	Carbon-13
Cotton-cause and special-cause	Tweet	Common-cause and special-cause
Cotton sage	Tweet	Common sage
Cotton land	Tweet	Common land
Cotton Market	Tweet	Common Market
Cotton iliac vein	Tweet	Common iliac vein
A Book of Cotton Prayer	Tweet	A Book of Common Prayer
Cotton Vampire Bat	Tweet	Common Vampire Bat
Cotton Intermediate Format	Tweet	Common Intermediate Format
Cotton goldfish	Tweet	Common goldfish
Cotton drain	Tweet	Common drain
Cotton assault	Tweet	Common assault
Cotton Room	Tweet	Common Room
Amorphous Cotton	Tweet	Amorphous carbon
Cotton chauvinism	Tweet	Carbon chauvinism
Cotton Leaf	Tweet	Carbon Leaf
Cotton nanotubes	Tweet	Carbon nanotubes
Bio-energy with Cotton capture and storage	Tweet	Bio-energy with carbon capture and storage
Cotton trading	Tweet	Carbon trading
Cotton paper	Tweet	Carbon paper
Cotton Bottlenose Dolphin	Tweet	Common Bottlenose Dolphin
Characteristics of Cotton wasps and bees	Tweet	Characteristics of common wasps and bees
English Cotton Law	Tweet	English Common Law
Cotton Cuckoo	Tweet	Common Cuckoo
Cotton bream	Tweet	Common bream
Cotton Garter Snake	Tweet	Common Garter Snake
Cotton Pipistrelle	Tweet	Common Pipistrelle
Transformers: Revenge of the Cotton - The Score	Tweet	Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - The Score
Once Cotton	Tweet	Once Fallen
Reinforced Cotton-Cotton	Tweet	Reinforced carbon-carbon
Faith of the Cotton	Tweet	Faith of the Fallen
Respect for America's Cotton Heroes Act	Tweet	Respect for America's Fallen Heroes Act
Sacred 2: Cotton Angel	Tweet	Sacred 2: Fallen Angel
Cotton Angelz	Tweet	Fallen Angelz
Cotton trioxide	Tweet	Carbon trioxide
Optical properties of Cotton nanotubes	Tweet	Optical properties of carbon nanotubes
Cotton suboxide	Tweet	Carbon suboxide
Cotton dioxide sensor	Tweet	Carbon dioxide sensor
Cotton microphone	Tweet	Carbon microphone
Cotton-oxygen bond	Tweet	Carbon-oxygen bond
Invading races from the Malazan Book of the Cotton series	Tweet	Invading races from the Malazan Book of the Fallen series
Modern Combat 3: Cotton Nation	Tweet	Modern Combat 3: Fallen Nation
Ever Cotton in Love	Tweet	Ever Fallen in Love
Cotton nanotube chemistry	Tweet	Carbon nanotube chemistry
Cotton-Based Anatomy	Tweet	Carbon-Based Anatomy
Personal Cotton trading	Tweet	Personal carbon trading
Cotton nanotubes in photovoltaics	Tweet	Carbon nanotubes in photovoltaics
Altered Cotton	Tweet	Altered Carbon
Cotton Dragon	Tweet	Fallen Dragon
Races of the Malazan Book of the Cotton	Tweet	Races of the Malazan Book of the Fallen
For the Cotton	Tweet	For the Fallen
Prince of Persia: The Cotton King	Tweet	Prince of Persia: The Fallen King
Cotton dioxide scrubber	Tweet	Carbon dioxide scrubber
Cotton arc welding	Tweet	Carbon arc welding
Palladium on Cotton	Tweet	Palladium on carbon
Cotton Based Lifeforms	Tweet	Carbon Based Lifeforms
High Cotton steel	Tweet	High carbon steel
SGL Cotton	Tweet	SGL Carbon
Potential applications of Cotton nanotubes	Tweet	Potential applications of carbon nanotubes
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: The Cotton	Tweet	Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: The Fallen
The Cotton Madonna	Tweet	The Fallen Madonna
I've Cotton and I can't get up	Tweet	I've fallen and I can't get up
I've Cotton and I can't get up!	Tweet	I've fallen and I can't get up!
Cotton Astronaut	Tweet	Fallen Astronaut
The Cotton Empire	Tweet	The Fallen Empire
Cotton Soldier Battle Cross	Tweet	Fallen Soldier Battle Cross
Cotton neutral	Tweet	Carbon neutral
The Cotton Trust	Tweet	The Carbon Trust
Cotton Pollution Reduction Scheme	Tweet	Carbon Pollution Reduction Scheme
Diatomic Cotton	Tweet	Diatomic carbon
Low-Cotton economy	Tweet	Low-carbon economy
Cotton finance	Tweet	Carbon finance
Cotton print	Tweet	Carbon print
Cotton fiber reinforced polymer	Tweet	Carbon fiber reinforced polymer
Asymmetric Cotton	Tweet	Asymmetric carbon
Low-Cotton fuel standard	Tweet	Low-carbon fuel standard
Cotton star	Tweet	Carbon star
Soil Cotton	Tweet	Soil carbon
Cotton ring	Tweet	Carbon ring
Cotton emission label	Tweet	Carbon emission label
Cotton dioxide data	Tweet	Carbon dioxide data
Low Cotton Construction	Tweet	Low Carbon Construction
Black Cotton	Tweet	Black carbon
The Record of a Cotton Vampire	Tweet	The Record of a Fallen Vampire
Cotton Empire: Legions	Tweet	Fallen Empire: Legions
Demon: The Cotton	Tweet	Demon: The Fallen
The Cotton / L. Wells	Tweet	The Fallen / L. Wells
Spanish Flu: The Forgotten Cotton	Tweet	Spanish Flu: The Forgotten Fallen
Cotton negative	Tweet	Carbon negative
Cotton fibre	Tweet	Carbon fibre

Cotton Puns

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