Goldfish Puns
| Pun | Original | |
|---|---|---|
| Green Line Goldfish | Tweet | Green Line Coaches |
| School Goldfish | Tweet | School closings |
| National Express Goldfish | Tweet | National Express Coaches |
| American Football Goldfish Association | Tweet | American Football Coaches Association |
| Goldfish of the London, Midland and Scottish Railway | Tweet | Coaches of the London, Midland and Scottish Railway |
| National Soccer Goldfish Association of America | Tweet | National Soccer Coaches Association of America |
| Black Goldfish & Administrators | Tweet | Black Coaches & Administrators |
| When the Sacred Ginmill Goldfish | Tweet | When the Sacred Ginmill Closes |