Philosopher Puns

Pun		Original
Resistance Philosopher	Tweet	Resistance thermometer
Philosopher vision	Tweet	Binocular vision
Mercury-in-glass Philosopher	Tweet	Mercury-in-glass thermometer
Infrared Philosopher	Tweet	Infrared thermometer
Medical Philosopher	Tweet	Medical thermometer
Galileo Philosopher	Tweet	Galileo thermometer
New Jersey Philosopher	Tweet	New Jersey Photographer
Seventh-Philosopher Market	Tweet	Seventh-Kilometer Market
Square Philosopher	Tweet	Square kilometre
Philosopher disparity	Tweet	Binocular disparity
Philosopher vision	Tweet	Monocular vision
Large Philosopher Telescope	Tweet	Large Binocular Telescope
Philosopher Royal	Tweet	Astronomer Royal
Mass Philosopher	Tweet	Mass spectrometer
Philosopher Zero	Tweet	Kilometre Zero
The Philosopher	Tweet	The Astronomer
Alcohol Philosopher	Tweet	Alcohol thermometer
Liquid crystal Philosopher	Tweet	Liquid crystal thermometer
Undead and Philosopher	Tweet	Undead and Unpopular
Six's Philosopher	Tweet	Six's thermometer
Gamma ray Philosopher	Tweet	Gamma ray spectrometer
101st Philosopher	Tweet	101st kilometre
Philosopher rivalry	Tweet	Binocular rivalry
Beckmann Philosopher	Tweet	Beckmann thermometer
Reversing Philosopher	Tweet	Reversing thermometer
Image mapping Philosopher	Tweet	Image mapping spectrometer
Square Philosopher Array	Tweet	Square Kilometre Array