Scissor Puns


Pun Original
Sold down the Scissor Sold down the river
Mississippi Scissor Mississippi River
Amazon Scissor Amazon River
Scissor Phoenix River Phoenix
Scissor function tests Liver function tests
Fatty Scissor Fatty liver
Scissor Thames River Thames
Scissor delta River delta
Now is the Scissor of our discontent Now is the winter of our discontent
Scissor drawers on Winter drawers on
Dog's Scissor Dog's dinner
Scissor end Bitter end
The Scissor end The bitter end
The Scissor The River
Hudson Scissor Hudson River
Scissor disease Liver disease
Ohio Scissor Ohio River
Yangtze Scissor Yangtze River
Columbia Scissor Columbia River
Cod Scissor oil Cod liver oil
Mississippi Scissor Delta Mississippi River Delta
Colorado Scissor Colorado River
Mystic Scissor Mystic River
Great Manmade Scissor Great Manmade River
Brahmaputra Scissor Brahmaputra River
Indus Scissor Indus River
The Wedding of Scissor Song The Wedding of River Song
Washington's crossing of the Delaware Scissor Washington's crossing of the Delaware River
Yellow Scissor Yellow River
Iazuri Scissor Iazuri River
Volga Scissor Volga River
Non-alcoholic fatty Scissor disease Non-alcoholic fatty liver disease
The Bridge on the Scissor Kwai The Bridge on the River Kwai
Snake Scissor Snake River
Red Scissor Red River
Cry Me a Scissor Cry Me a River
Missouri Scissor Missouri River
Saint Lawrence Scissor Saint Lawrence River
Scissor Monsters River Monsters
Scissor Severn River Severn
Scissor channel River channel
Scissor Song River Song
Scissor cancer Liver cancer
Jordan Scissor Jordan River
Narmada Scissor Narmada River
Delaware Scissor Delaware River
Godavari Scissor Godavari River
Chao Phraya Scissor Chao Phraya River
Hudson Scissor School Hudson River School
Scissor failure Liver failure
Congo Scissor Congo River
Model for End-Stage Scissor Disease Model for End-Stage Liver Disease
A Scissor Runs Through It A River Runs Through It
Green Scissor Green River
Scissor Island River Island
Scissor source River source
I-35W Mississippi Scissor bridge I-35W Mississippi River bridge
Alcoholic Scissor disease Alcoholic liver disease
Pearl Scissor Pearl River
Potomac Scissor Potomac River
Connecticut Scissor Connecticut River
Cuyahoga Scissor Cuyahoga River
Niger Scissor Niger River
Charles Scissor Bridge v. Warren Bridge Charles River Bridge v. Warren Bridge
Scissor mouth River mouth
Scissor transplantation Liver transplantation
Red Scissor Rebellion Red River Rebellion
Amazon Scissor Dolphin Amazon River Dolphin
Susquehanna Scissor Susquehanna River
Acute Scissor failure Acute liver failure
Little Scissor Band Little River Band
Monongahela Scissor Monongahela River
Niagara Scissor Niagara River
Red Scissor of the North Red River of the North
Cuauhtitlan Scissor Cuauhtitlan River
Dnieper Scissor Dnieper River
North American Scissor Otter North American River Otter
Scissor Avon River Avon
Scissor Crane, London River Crane, London
Tigris-Euphrates Scissor system Tigris-Euphrates river system
Arkansas Scissor Arkansas River
Detroit Scissor Detroit River
Scissor Liffey River Liffey
Rock Scissor Arms Rock River Arms
Savannah Scissor Site Savannah River Site
Battle of Stones Scissor Battle of Stones River
Dunn's Scissor Falls Dunn's River Falls
Moon Scissor Moon River
James Scissor Reserve Fleet James River Reserve Fleet
Over the Scissor and Through the Woods Over the River and Through the Woods
Sarasvati Scissor Sarasvati River
St. Johns Scissor St. Johns River
Braided Scissor Braided river
Chicago Scissor Chicago River
Illinois Scissor Illinois River
Nile Scissor Nile River
Scissor dolphin River dolphin
Savannah Scissor Savannah River
Battle of Blood Scissor Battle of Blood River
East Scissor East River
Hudson Scissor Wind Meditations Hudson River Wind Meditations
Okkervil Scissor Okkervil River
Pecos Scissor Pecos River
Athabasca Scissor Athabasca River
Battle of the Yalu Scissor Battle of the Yalu River
Don Scissor Don River
Ob Scissor Ob River
Scissor Deep - Mountain High River Deep - Mountain High
Scissor of Dreams River of Dreams
Scissor Ribble River Ribble
Scissor Shannon River Shannon
Yukon Scissor Yukon River
Scissor fluke Liver fluke
Mackenzie Scissor Mackenzie River
New Scissor Gorge Bridge New River Gorge Bridge
Pearl Scissor Delta Pearl River Delta
Scissor Tame, West Midlands River Tame, West Midlands
Chronic Scissor disease Chronic liver disease
Round ligament of Scissor Round ligament of liver
Scissor spot Liver spot
Acute fatty Scissor of pregnancy Acute fatty liver of pregnancy
Scissor abscess Liver abscess
Lobules of Scissor Lobules of liver
Scissor cirrhosis Liver cirrhosis
Scissor tumor Liver tumor
Royal Scissor Building Royal Liver Building
Caudate lobe of Scissor Caudate lobe of liver
Scissor biopsy Liver biopsy
Scissor sinusoid Liver sinusoid
Scissor-Eating Johnson Liver-Eating Johnson
Polycystic Scissor disease Polycystic liver disease
Scissor enzyme Liver enzyme
Scissor of sulfur Liver of sulfur
Scissor span Liver span
Shark Scissor oil Shark liver oil
The Scissor Birds The Liver Birds
Carter's Little Scissor Pills Carter's Little Liver Pills
Scissor bird Liver bird
Scissor dialysis Liver dialysis
Scissor kidney microsomal type 1 antibody Liver kidney microsomal type 1 antibody
Scissor punch Liver punch
Scissor transplant Liver transplant
Amoebic Scissor abscess Amoebic liver abscess
Bioartificial Scissor device Bioartificial liver device
Central veins of Scissor Central veins of liver
Human Scissor Human liver
Scissor and onions Liver and onions
Scissor function Liver function
Scissor function test Liver function test
Scissor lobule Liver lobule
Scissor scratch test Liver scratch test
Scissor shot Liver shot
My Chopped Scissor My Chopped Liver
Pyogenic Scissor abscess Pyogenic liver abscess
Quadrate lobe of Scissor Quadrate lobe of liver
Scissor Green Hither Green
Scissor Socialism? Whither Socialism?
Scissor Solstice Winter Solstice
The Winds of Scissor The Winds of Winter
Thanksgiving Scissor Thanksgiving dinner
Scissor of speech Figure of speech
Scissor Boys And Stolen Sweethe Bigger Boys And Stolen Sweethe
Scissor Olympic Games Winter Olympic Games
Scissor's Bone Winter's Bone
Ariel Scissor Ariel Winter
Scissor War Winter War
Sword of the Stars II: The Lords of Scissor Sword of the Stars II: The Lords of Winter
Scissor For Schmucks Dinner For Schmucks
Scissor melon Bitter melon
Scissor Sonata Winter Sonata
Scissor Palace Winter Palace
Scissor skating Figure skating
Scissor Sweet Symphony Bitter Sweet Symphony
Milady de Scissor Milady de Winter
Scissor storm Winter storm
Scissor squash Winter squash
Edgar Scissor Edgar Winter
Johnny Scissor Johnny Winter
The Scissor's Tale The Winter's Tale
The Lion in Scissor The Lion in Winter
Guess Who's Coming to Scissor Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
NHL Scissor Classic NHL Winter Classic
Christmas Scissor Christmas dinner
January 31 - February 2, 2011 North American Scissor storm January 31 - February 2, 2011 North American winter storm
Nuclear Scissor Nuclear winter
Stick Scissor Stick figure
Eric Scissor Eric Winter
Spring, Summer, Fall, Scissor... and Spring Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring
Scissor Ave Zoli Winter Ave Zoli
Scissor sport Winter sport
Scissor-ground Figure-ground
TV Scissor TV dinner
Kraft Scissor Kraft Dinner
Scissor drawing Figure drawing
Scissor melon Winter melon
Black-Scissor pottery Black-figure pottery
Scissor Park, Florida Winter Park, Florida
Quebec Scissor Carnival Quebec Winter Carnival
Scissor Is Coming Winter Is Coming
Scissor of the Earth Figure of the Earth
My Scissor with Andre My Dinner with Andre
Go Scissor Go Figure
Lichtenberg Scissor Lichtenberg figure
Red-Scissor pottery Red-figure pottery
A Scissor Bang A Bigger Bang
Scissor skating jumps Figure skating jumps
Noise Scissor Noise figure
Friday Night Scissor Friday Night Dinner
The Scissor Party The Dinner Party
ISU Grand Prix of Scissor Skating ISU Grand Prix of Figure Skating
Scissor orange Bitter orange
Scissor Moon Bitter Moon
Glossary of Scissor skating terms Glossary of figure skating terms
Christ Scissor Christ figure
Point and Scissor chart Point and figure chart
World Scissor Skating Championships World Figure Skating Championships
Be Home for Scissor Be Home for Dinner
Scissor jacket Dinner jacket
The Scissor End The Bitter End
Bright Lights Scissor City Bright Lights Bigger City
Scissor-eight knot Figure-eight knot
Scissor-ground in map design Figure-ground in map design
Scissor for One Dinner for One
Full course Scissor Full course dinner
Rehearsal Scissor Rehearsal dinner
2011-12 ISU Grand Prix of Scissor Skating 2011-12 ISU Grand Prix of Figure Skating
Action Scissor Action figure
Scissor painting Figure painting
Public Scissor Public figure
2009 U.S. state Scissor security breaches 2009 U.S. state dinner security breaches
Come on Over for Scissor Come on Over for Dinner
Madrigal Scissor Madrigal dinner
Noriko's Scissor Table Noriko's Dinner Table
Scissor It Out Figure It Out
Scissor skating spins Figure skating spins
Rey-Osterrieth Complex Scissor Rey-Osterrieth Complex Figure
United States Scissor Skating Championships United States Figure Skating Championships
Scissor Cars Bitter Cars
Scissor lemon Bitter lemon
Victoria Scissor Victoria Bitter
European Scissor Skating Championships European Figure Skating Championships
Scissor of merit Figure of merit
Miniature Scissor Miniature figure
Scissor with Friends Dinner with Friends
Jiggs Scissor Jiggs dinner
The Man Who Came to Scissor The Man Who Came to Dinner
Scissor and Deffer Bigger and Deffer
The Scissor Lights The Bigger Lights
Father Scissor Father Figure
Scissor skater Figure skater
String Scissor String figure
Scissor Time Dinner Time
Rocco's Scissor Party Rocco's Dinner Party
The Ziff Who Came to Scissor The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
Scissor Suites to Succubi Bitter Suites to Succubi
Hotel on the Corner of Scissor and Sweet Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet
A Scissor Bang Tour A Bigger Bang Tour
A Scissor Splash A Bigger Splash
Scissor Than Life Bigger Than Life
Double Scissor Double Figure
Scissor Eight Island Figure Eight Island
Scissor space Figure space
Scissor-ground diagram Figure-ground diagram
Hill Scissor Hill figure
U.S. Scissor Skating U.S. Figure Skating
World Professional Scissor Skating Championships World Professional Figure Skating Championships
Scissor theater Dinner theater
Melvin Goes to Scissor Melvin Goes to Dinner
Reunion Scissor Reunion dinner
Scissor Jester Bitter Jester
2010-11 ISU Grand Prix of Scissor Skating 2010-11 ISU Grand Prix of Figure Skating
Bird's eye Scissor Bird's eye figure
Black-Scissor Black-figure
Canadian Scissor Skating Championships Canadian Figure Skating Championships
Cross-Scissor Cross-figure
Dark Scissor of crime Dark figure of crime
Scissor Four Figure Four
Scissor of insensitivity Figure of insensitivity
Scissor skating competition Figure skating competition
Scissor skating lifts Figure skating lifts
Scissor skating spirals Figure skating spirals
Scissor-four Figure-four
Four Continents Scissor Skating Championships Four Continents Figure Skating Championships
Human Scissor Human figure
Isohedral Scissor Isohedral figure
Russian Scissor Skating Championships Russian Figure Skating Championships
Vertex Scissor Vertex figure
Beef. It's What's For Scissor Beef. It's What's For Dinner
Scissor Set Gang Dinner Set Gang
Mystery Scissor Mystery dinner
Nazotoki wa Scissor no Ato de Nazotoki wa Dinner no Ato de
New England boiled Scissor New England boiled dinner
Progressive Scissor Progressive dinner
Great Scissor Lake Great Bitter Lake
Honey Scissor Honey Bitter
Horseradish: Scissor Truths You Can't Avoid Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid
Tetley's Scissor Tetley's Bitter
The Scissor Tea of General Yen The Bitter Tea of General Yen
Big Scissor Biggest: Greatest Hits Big Bigger Biggest: Greatest Hits
Scissor & Blacker Bigger & Blacker
Scissor Picture Music Group Bigger Picture Music Group