Scissor Puns

Pun		Original
Sold down the Scissor	Tweet	Sold down the river
Mississippi Scissor	Tweet	Mississippi River
Amazon Scissor	Tweet	Amazon River
Scissor Phoenix	Tweet	River Phoenix
Scissor function tests	Tweet	Liver function tests
Fatty Scissor	Tweet	Fatty liver
Scissor Thames	Tweet	River Thames
Scissor delta	Tweet	River delta
Blood is Scissor than water	Tweet	Blood is thicker than water
The Scissor	Tweet	The River
Hudson Scissor	Tweet	Hudson River
Scissor disease	Tweet	Liver disease
Ohio Scissor	Tweet	Ohio River
Yangtze Scissor	Tweet	Yangtze River
Columbia Scissor	Tweet	Columbia River
Cod Scissor oil	Tweet	Cod liver oil
Mississippi Scissor Delta	Tweet	Mississippi River Delta
Colorado Scissor	Tweet	Colorado River
Mystic Scissor	Tweet	Mystic River
Great Manmade Scissor	Tweet	Great Manmade River
Brahmaputra Scissor	Tweet	Brahmaputra River
Washington's crossing of the Delaware Scissor	Tweet	Washington's crossing of the Delaware River
The Wedding of Scissor Song	Tweet	The Wedding of River Song
Indus Scissor	Tweet	Indus River
Yellow Scissor	Tweet	Yellow River
Volga Scissor	Tweet	Volga River
Iazuri Scissor	Tweet	Iazuri River
Non-alcoholic fatty Scissor disease	Tweet	Non-alcoholic fatty liver disease
The Bridge on the Scissor Kwai	Tweet	The Bridge on the River Kwai
Snake Scissor	Tweet	Snake River
Red Scissor	Tweet	Red River
Cry Me a Scissor	Tweet	Cry Me a River
Saint Lawrence Scissor	Tweet	Saint Lawrence River
Missouri Scissor	Tweet	Missouri River
Scissor Monsters	Tweet	River Monsters
Scissor Severn	Tweet	River Severn
Scissor Song	Tweet	River Song
Scissor channel	Tweet	River channel
Scissor cancer	Tweet	Liver cancer
Narmada Scissor	Tweet	Narmada River
Jordan Scissor	Tweet	Jordan River
Godavari Scissor	Tweet	Godavari River
Delaware Scissor	Tweet	Delaware River
Scissor failure	Tweet	Liver failure
Hudson Scissor School	Tweet	Hudson River School
Chao Phraya Scissor	Tweet	Chao Phraya River
Model for End-Stage Scissor Disease	Tweet	Model for End-Stage Liver Disease
Congo Scissor	Tweet	Congo River
Scissor Island	Tweet	River Island
Scissor source	Tweet	River source
A Scissor Runs Through It	Tweet	A River Runs Through It
Green Scissor	Tweet	Green River
I-35W Mississippi Scissor bridge	Tweet	I-35W Mississippi River bridge
Alcoholic Scissor disease	Tweet	Alcoholic liver disease
Pearl Scissor	Tweet	Pearl River
Potomac Scissor	Tweet	Potomac River
Cuyahoga Scissor	Tweet	Cuyahoga River
Connecticut Scissor	Tweet	Connecticut River
Niger Scissor	Tweet	Niger River
Scissor transplantation	Tweet	Liver transplantation
Charles Scissor Bridge v. Warren Bridge	Tweet	Charles River Bridge v. Warren Bridge
Scissor mouth	Tweet	River mouth
Red Scissor Rebellion	Tweet	Red River Rebellion
Susquehanna Scissor	Tweet	Susquehanna River
Amazon Scissor Dolphin	Tweet	Amazon River Dolphin
Acute Scissor failure	Tweet	Acute liver failure
Monongahela Scissor	Tweet	Monongahela River
Little Scissor Band	Tweet	Little River Band
Niagara Scissor	Tweet	Niagara River
Red Scissor of the North	Tweet	Red River of the North
North American Scissor Otter	Tweet	North American River Otter
Dnieper Scissor	Tweet	Dnieper River
Cuauhtitlan Scissor	Tweet	Cuauhtitlan River
Tigris-Euphrates Scissor system	Tweet	Tigris-Euphrates river system
Scissor Crane, London	Tweet	River Crane, London
Scissor Avon	Tweet	River Avon
Arkansas Scissor	Tweet	Arkansas River
Detroit Scissor	Tweet	Detroit River
Scissor Liffey	Tweet	River Liffey
Savannah Scissor Site	Tweet	Savannah River Site
Rock Scissor Arms	Tweet	Rock River Arms
Moon Scissor	Tweet	Moon River
Dunn's Scissor Falls	Tweet	Dunn's River Falls
Battle of Stones Scissor	Tweet	Battle of Stones River
Sarasvati Scissor	Tweet	Sarasvati River
James Scissor Reserve Fleet	Tweet	James River Reserve Fleet
St. Johns Scissor	Tweet	St. Johns River
Over the Scissor and Through the Woods	Tweet	Over the River and Through the Woods
Nile Scissor	Tweet	Nile River
Savannah Scissor	Tweet	Savannah River
Braided Scissor	Tweet	Braided river
Chicago Scissor	Tweet	Chicago River
Illinois Scissor	Tweet	Illinois River
Scissor dolphin	Tweet	River dolphin
East Scissor	Tweet	East River
Battle of Blood Scissor	Tweet	Battle of Blood River
Okkervil Scissor	Tweet	Okkervil River
Hudson Scissor Wind Meditations	Tweet	Hudson River Wind Meditations
Pecos Scissor	Tweet	Pecos River
Scissor fluke	Tweet	Liver fluke
Yukon Scissor	Tweet	Yukon River
Athabasca Scissor	Tweet	Athabasca River
Scissor Deep - Mountain High	Tweet	River Deep - Mountain High
Scissor Shannon	Tweet	River Shannon
Don Scissor	Tweet	Don River
Battle of the Yalu Scissor	Tweet	Battle of the Yalu River
Scissor of Dreams	Tweet	River of Dreams
Ob Scissor	Tweet	Ob River
Scissor Ribble	Tweet	River Ribble
Chronic Scissor disease	Tweet	Chronic liver disease
Round ligament of Scissor	Tweet	Round ligament of liver
Mackenzie Scissor	Tweet	Mackenzie River
Pearl Scissor Delta	Tweet	Pearl River Delta
New Scissor Gorge Bridge	Tweet	New River Gorge Bridge
Scissor Tame, West Midlands	Tweet	River Tame, West Midlands
Scissor spot	Tweet	Liver spot
Acute fatty Scissor of pregnancy	Tweet	Acute fatty liver of pregnancy
Lobules of Scissor	Tweet	Lobules of liver
Scissor abscess	Tweet	Liver abscess
Scissor cirrhosis	Tweet	Liver cirrhosis
Scissor tumor	Tweet	Liver tumor
Royal Scissor Building	Tweet	Royal Liver Building
Scissor sinusoid	Tweet	Liver sinusoid
Scissor biopsy	Tweet	Liver biopsy
Caudate lobe of Scissor	Tweet	Caudate lobe of liver
Scissor-Eating Johnson	Tweet	Liver-Eating Johnson
Polycystic Scissor disease	Tweet	Polycystic liver disease
The Scissor Birds	Tweet	The Liver Birds
Scissor of sulfur	Tweet	Liver of sulfur
Scissor span	Tweet	Liver span
Scissor enzyme	Tweet	Liver enzyme
Shark Scissor oil	Tweet	Shark liver oil
Scissor dialysis	Tweet	Liver dialysis
Carter's Little Scissor Pills	Tweet	Carter's Little Liver Pills
Scissor bird	Tweet	Liver bird
Scissor kidney microsomal type 1 antibody	Tweet	Liver kidney microsomal type 1 antibody
Scissor punch	Tweet	Liver punch
Scissor transplant	Tweet	Liver transplant
Scissor Socialism?	Tweet	Whither Socialism?
Scissor shot	Tweet	Liver shot
Quadrate lobe of Scissor	Tweet	Quadrate lobe of liver
Scissor and onions	Tweet	Liver and onions
Bioartificial Scissor device	Tweet	Bioartificial liver device
Scissor lobule	Tweet	Liver lobule
My Chopped Scissor	Tweet	My Chopped Liver
Scissor function	Tweet	Liver function
Scissor function test	Tweet	Liver function test
Human Scissor	Tweet	Human liver
Central veins of Scissor	Tweet	Central veins of liver
Scissor scratch test	Tweet	Liver scratch test
Pyogenic Scissor abscess	Tweet	Pyogenic liver abscess
Amoebic Scissor abscess	Tweet	Amoebic liver abscess
Scissor Green	Tweet	Hither Green
Scissor of speech	Tweet	Figure of speech
Peter Scissor	Tweet	Peter Singer
John Scissor Sargent	Tweet	John Singer Sargent
The Jazz Scissor	Tweet	The Jazz Singer
The Wedding Scissor	Tweet	The Wedding Singer
Scissor skating	Tweet	Figure skating
Scissor core	Tweet	Inner core
Scissor-songwriter	Tweet	Singer-songwriter
Isaac Scissor	Tweet	Isaac Singer
Scissor Mongolia	Tweet	Inner Mongolia
Bryan Scissor	Tweet	Bryan Singer
Lori Scissor	Tweet	Lori Singer
Scissor product space	Tweet	Inner product space
Eric Scissor	Tweet	Eric Singer
Scissor City	Tweet	Inner City
Scissor Corporation	Tweet	Singer Corporation
Stick Scissor	Tweet	Stick figure
The Scissor Light	Tweet	The Inner Light
Scissor German border	Tweet	Inner German border
Scissor-ground	Tweet	Figure-ground
Scissor ear	Tweet	Inner ear
Scissor drawing	Tweet	Figure drawing
Scissor Circle	Tweet	Inner Circle
Six Degrees of Scissor Turbulence	Tweet	Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
Black-Scissor pottery	Tweet	Black-figure pottery
Scissor Temple	Tweet	Inner Temple
The Scissor and Outer World of Shah Rukh Khan	Tweet	The Inner and Outer World of Shah Rukh Khan
Scissor of the Earth	Tweet	Figure of the Earth
Scissor London	Tweet	Inner London
Scissor cell mass	Tweet	Inner cell mass
Go Scissor	Tweet	Go Figure
Lichtenberg Scissor	Tweet	Lichtenberg figure
Red-Scissor pottery	Tweet	Red-figure pottery
Bobby Scissor	Tweet	Bobby Singer
Scissor Building	Tweet	Singer Building
Isaac Bashevis Scissor	Tweet	Isaac Bashevis Singer
Noise Scissor	Tweet	Noise figure
Scissor skating jumps	Tweet	Figure skating jumps
ISU Grand Prix of Scissor Skating	Tweet	ISU Grand Prix of Figure Skating
Paint Scissor	Tweet	Paint thinner
Ramona Scissor	Tweet	Ramona Singer
Blood is Scissor than water	Tweet	Blood is thicker than water
Idea Star Scissor	Tweet	Idea Star Singer
Scissor product	Tweet	Inner product
Glossary of Scissor skating terms	Tweet	Glossary of figure skating terms
Airtel Super Scissor Junior	Tweet	Airtel Super Singer Junior
Point and Scissor chart	Tweet	Point and figure chart
World Scissor Skating Championships	Tweet	World Figure Skating Championships
Christ Scissor	Tweet	Christ figure
Saul Scissor	Tweet	Saul Singer
Scissor-ground in map design	Tweet	Figure-ground in map design
Scissor-eight knot	Tweet	Figure-eight knot
Playback Scissor	Tweet	Playback singer
Public Scissor	Tweet	Public figure
2011-12 ISU Grand Prix of Scissor Skating	Tweet	2011-12 ISU Grand Prix of Figure Skating
Action Scissor	Tweet	Action figure
Scissor painting	Tweet	Figure painting
Scissor's prayer	Tweet	Sinner's prayer
Scissor Sanctum Mysteries	Tweet	Inner Sanctum Mysteries
Scissor City Press	Tweet	Inner City Press
Scissor Harbor	Tweet	Inner Harbor
United States Scissor Skating Championships	Tweet	United States Figure Skating Championships
Scissor skating spins	Tweet	Figure skating spins
Scissor It Out	Tweet	Figure It Out
Rey-Osterrieth Complex Scissor	Tweet	Rey-Osterrieth Complex Figure
National Film Award for Best Male Playback Scissor	Tweet	National Film Award for Best Male Playback Singer
Abby Scissor	Tweet	Abby Singer
Hans Scissor	Tweet	Hans Singer
Scissor Secrets	Tweet	Inner Secrets
Scissor Six	Tweet	Inner Six
Scissor South London Line	Tweet	Inner South London Line
Scissor membrane	Tweet	Inner membrane
Scissor of merit	Tweet	Figure of merit
European Scissor Skating Championships	Tweet	European Figure Skating Championships
Miniature Scissor	Tweet	Miniature figure
Scissor than Water	Tweet	Thicker than Water
Scissor Man	Tweet	Sinner Man
Scissor-Prebisch thesis	Tweet	Singer-Prebisch thesis
Filmfare Award for Best Female Playback Scissor	Tweet	Filmfare Award for Best Female Playback Singer
Prince Scissor	Tweet	Prince singer
Atiyah-Scissor index theorem	Tweet	Atiyah-Singer index theorem
Peter A. Scissor	Tweet	Peter A. Singer
Fred Scissor	Tweet	Fred Singer
Scissor Model 27 and 127	Tweet	Singer Model 27 and 127
Marc Scissor	Tweet	Marc Singer
National Film Award for Best Female Playback Scissor	Tweet	National Film Award for Best Female Playback Singer
Scissor skater	Tweet	Figure skater
String Scissor	Tweet	String figure
Father Scissor	Tweet	Father Figure
Sinatra '65: The Scissor Today	Tweet	Sinatra '65: The Singer Today
Filmfare Award for Best Male Playback Scissor	Tweet	Filmfare Award for Best Male Playback Singer
Paul Scissor	Tweet	Paul Singer
Leo Scissor	Tweet	Leo Singer
My Son, the Folk Scissor	Tweet	My Son, the Folk Singer
Isaac Merritt Scissor	Tweet	Isaac Merritt Singer
The Scissor Circle	Tweet	The Inner Circle
Scissor sphere electron transfer	Tweet	Inner sphere electron transfer
Scissor peace	Tweet	Inner peace
Scissor child	Tweet	Inner child
Scissor Eight Island	Tweet	Figure Eight Island
Double Scissor	Tweet	Double Figure
Scissor-ground diagram	Tweet	Figure-ground diagram
Scissor space	Tweet	Figure space
World Professional Scissor Skating Championships	Tweet	World Professional Figure Skating Championships
Hill Scissor	Tweet	Hill figure
U.S. Scissor Skating	Tweet	U.S. Figure Skating
Scissor Lamezia	Tweet	Vigor Lamezia
The Private Memoirs and Confessions of a Justified Scissor	Tweet	The Private Memoirs and Confessions of a Justified Sinner
Burning a Scissor	Tweet	Burning a Sinner
Airtel Super Scissor	Tweet	Airtel Super Singer
Winnaretta Scissor	Tweet	Winnaretta Singer
Folk Scissor	Tweet	Folk Singer
Nandi Award for Best Female Playback Scissor	Tweet	Nandi Award for Best Female Playback Singer
Tiffany (South Korean Scissor	Tweet	Tiffany (South Korean singer
The Corner: A Year in the Life of an Scissor-City Neighborhood	Tweet	The Corner: A Year in the Life of an Inner-City Neighborhood
Scissor class	Tweet	Inner class
Scissor Hebrides	Tweet	Inner Hebrides
London Scissor Ring Road	Tweet	London Inner Ring Road
Scissor automorphism	Tweet	Inner automorphism
Scissor Banks	Tweet	Inner Banks
Scissor Sanctum	Tweet	Inner Sanctum
Scissor Worlds	Tweet	Inner Worlds
Canadian Scissor Skating Championships	Tweet	Canadian Figure Skating Championships
Bird's eye Scissor	Tweet	Bird's eye figure
Human Scissor	Tweet	Human figure
Scissor skating lifts	Tweet	Figure skating lifts
Scissor of insensitivity	Tweet	Figure of insensitivity
HTC Scissor	Tweet	HTC Vigor
Blood Scissor	Tweet	Blood thinner
Bob Scissor	Tweet	Bob Singer
June Scissor	Tweet	June Singer
Merrill Scissor	Tweet	Merrill Singer
Rory Scissor	Tweet	Rory Singer
BBC Cardiff Scissor of the World competition	Tweet	BBC Cardiff Singer of the World competition
Eric Scissor Project	Tweet	Eric Singer Project
Scissor mitochondrial membrane	Tweet	Inner mitochondrial membrane
Scissor suburb	Tweet	Inner suburb
Actions in Scissor Mongolia	Tweet	Actions in Inner Mongolia
Scissor planet	Tweet	Inner planet
Lynn and Scissor Dowsing Wind Farm	Tweet	Lynn and Inner Dowsing Wind Farm
Scissor Niger Delta	Tweet	Inner Niger Delta
Scissor Terai Valleys of Nepal	Tweet	Inner Terai Valleys of Nepal
Scissor Loop	Tweet	Inner Loop
Scissor City Blues	Tweet	Inner City Blues
Scissor Party	Tweet	Inner Party
Scissor tube	Tweet	Inner tube
Tang Dynasty in Scissor Asia	Tweet	Tang Dynasty in Inner Asia
The Scissor Mounting Flame	Tweet	The Inner Mounting Flame

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