Scissor Puns

Pun		Original
Sold down the Scissor	Tweet	Sold down the river
Mississippi Scissor	Tweet	Mississippi River
Amazon Scissor	Tweet	Amazon River
Scissor Phoenix	Tweet	River Phoenix
Scissor function tests	Tweet	Liver function tests
Fatty Scissor	Tweet	Fatty liver
Scissor Thames	Tweet	River Thames
Scissor delta	Tweet	River delta
Now is the Scissor of our discontent	Tweet	Now is the winter of our discontent
Scissor drawers on	Tweet	Winter drawers on
Dog's Scissor	Tweet	Dog's dinner
Scissor end	Tweet	Bitter end
The Scissor end	Tweet	The bitter end
The Scissor	Tweet	The River
Hudson Scissor	Tweet	Hudson River
Scissor disease	Tweet	Liver disease
Ohio Scissor	Tweet	Ohio River
Yangtze Scissor	Tweet	Yangtze River
Columbia Scissor	Tweet	Columbia River
Cod Scissor oil	Tweet	Cod liver oil
Mississippi Scissor Delta	Tweet	Mississippi River Delta
Colorado Scissor	Tweet	Colorado River
Mystic Scissor	Tweet	Mystic River
Great Manmade Scissor	Tweet	Great Manmade River
Brahmaputra Scissor	Tweet	Brahmaputra River
Indus Scissor	Tweet	Indus River
The Wedding of Scissor Song	Tweet	The Wedding of River Song
Washington's crossing of the Delaware Scissor	Tweet	Washington's crossing of the Delaware River
Yellow Scissor	Tweet	Yellow River
Iazuri Scissor	Tweet	Iazuri River
Volga Scissor	Tweet	Volga River
Non-alcoholic fatty Scissor disease	Tweet	Non-alcoholic fatty liver disease
The Bridge on the Scissor Kwai	Tweet	The Bridge on the River Kwai
Snake Scissor	Tweet	Snake River
Red Scissor	Tweet	Red River
Cry Me a Scissor	Tweet	Cry Me a River
Missouri Scissor	Tweet	Missouri River
Saint Lawrence Scissor	Tweet	Saint Lawrence River
Scissor Monsters	Tweet	River Monsters
Scissor Severn	Tweet	River Severn
Scissor channel	Tweet	River channel
Scissor Song	Tweet	River Song
Scissor cancer	Tweet	Liver cancer
Jordan Scissor	Tweet	Jordan River
Narmada Scissor	Tweet	Narmada River
Delaware Scissor	Tweet	Delaware River
Godavari Scissor	Tweet	Godavari River
Chao Phraya Scissor	Tweet	Chao Phraya River
Hudson Scissor School	Tweet	Hudson River School
Scissor failure	Tweet	Liver failure
Congo Scissor	Tweet	Congo River
Model for End-Stage Scissor Disease	Tweet	Model for End-Stage Liver Disease
A Scissor Runs Through It	Tweet	A River Runs Through It
Green Scissor	Tweet	Green River
Scissor Island	Tweet	River Island
Scissor source	Tweet	River source
I-35W Mississippi Scissor bridge	Tweet	I-35W Mississippi River bridge
Alcoholic Scissor disease	Tweet	Alcoholic liver disease
Pearl Scissor	Tweet	Pearl River
Potomac Scissor	Tweet	Potomac River
Connecticut Scissor	Tweet	Connecticut River
Cuyahoga Scissor	Tweet	Cuyahoga River
Niger Scissor	Tweet	Niger River
Charles Scissor Bridge v. Warren Bridge	Tweet	Charles River Bridge v. Warren Bridge
Scissor mouth	Tweet	River mouth
Scissor transplantation	Tweet	Liver transplantation
Red Scissor Rebellion	Tweet	Red River Rebellion
Amazon Scissor Dolphin	Tweet	Amazon River Dolphin
Susquehanna Scissor	Tweet	Susquehanna River
Acute Scissor failure	Tweet	Acute liver failure
Little Scissor Band	Tweet	Little River Band
Monongahela Scissor	Tweet	Monongahela River
Niagara Scissor	Tweet	Niagara River
Red Scissor of the North	Tweet	Red River of the North
Cuauhtitlan Scissor	Tweet	Cuauhtitlan River
Dnieper Scissor	Tweet	Dnieper River
North American Scissor Otter	Tweet	North American River Otter
Scissor Avon	Tweet	River Avon
Scissor Crane, London	Tweet	River Crane, London
Tigris-Euphrates Scissor system	Tweet	Tigris-Euphrates river system
Arkansas Scissor	Tweet	Arkansas River
Detroit Scissor	Tweet	Detroit River
Scissor Liffey	Tweet	River Liffey
Rock Scissor Arms	Tweet	Rock River Arms
Savannah Scissor Site	Tweet	Savannah River Site
Battle of Stones Scissor	Tweet	Battle of Stones River
Dunn's Scissor Falls	Tweet	Dunn's River Falls
Moon Scissor	Tweet	Moon River
James Scissor Reserve Fleet	Tweet	James River Reserve Fleet
Over the Scissor and Through the Woods	Tweet	Over the River and Through the Woods
Sarasvati Scissor	Tweet	Sarasvati River
St. Johns Scissor	Tweet	St. Johns River
Braided Scissor	Tweet	Braided river
Chicago Scissor	Tweet	Chicago River
Illinois Scissor	Tweet	Illinois River
Nile Scissor	Tweet	Nile River
Scissor dolphin	Tweet	River dolphin
Savannah Scissor	Tweet	Savannah River
Battle of Blood Scissor	Tweet	Battle of Blood River
East Scissor	Tweet	East River
Hudson Scissor Wind Meditations	Tweet	Hudson River Wind Meditations
Okkervil Scissor	Tweet	Okkervil River
Pecos Scissor	Tweet	Pecos River
Athabasca Scissor	Tweet	Athabasca River
Battle of the Yalu Scissor	Tweet	Battle of the Yalu River
Don Scissor	Tweet	Don River
Ob Scissor	Tweet	Ob River
Scissor Deep - Mountain High	Tweet	River Deep - Mountain High
Scissor of Dreams	Tweet	River of Dreams
Scissor Ribble	Tweet	River Ribble
Scissor Shannon	Tweet	River Shannon
Yukon Scissor	Tweet	Yukon River
Scissor fluke	Tweet	Liver fluke
Mackenzie Scissor	Tweet	Mackenzie River
New Scissor Gorge Bridge	Tweet	New River Gorge Bridge
Pearl Scissor Delta	Tweet	Pearl River Delta
Scissor Tame, West Midlands	Tweet	River Tame, West Midlands
Chronic Scissor disease	Tweet	Chronic liver disease
Round ligament of Scissor	Tweet	Round ligament of liver
Scissor spot	Tweet	Liver spot
Acute fatty Scissor of pregnancy	Tweet	Acute fatty liver of pregnancy
Scissor abscess	Tweet	Liver abscess
Lobules of Scissor	Tweet	Lobules of liver
Scissor cirrhosis	Tweet	Liver cirrhosis
Scissor tumor	Tweet	Liver tumor
Royal Scissor Building	Tweet	Royal Liver Building
Caudate lobe of Scissor	Tweet	Caudate lobe of liver
Scissor biopsy	Tweet	Liver biopsy
Scissor sinusoid	Tweet	Liver sinusoid
Scissor-Eating Johnson	Tweet	Liver-Eating Johnson
Polycystic Scissor disease	Tweet	Polycystic liver disease
Scissor enzyme	Tweet	Liver enzyme
Scissor of sulfur	Tweet	Liver of sulfur
Scissor span	Tweet	Liver span
Shark Scissor oil	Tweet	Shark liver oil
The Scissor Birds	Tweet	The Liver Birds
Carter's Little Scissor Pills	Tweet	Carter's Little Liver Pills
Scissor bird	Tweet	Liver bird
Scissor dialysis	Tweet	Liver dialysis
Scissor kidney microsomal type 1 antibody	Tweet	Liver kidney microsomal type 1 antibody
Scissor punch	Tweet	Liver punch
Scissor transplant	Tweet	Liver transplant
Amoebic Scissor abscess	Tweet	Amoebic liver abscess
Bioartificial Scissor device	Tweet	Bioartificial liver device
Central veins of Scissor	Tweet	Central veins of liver
Human Scissor	Tweet	Human liver
Scissor and onions	Tweet	Liver and onions
Scissor function	Tweet	Liver function
Scissor function test	Tweet	Liver function test
Scissor lobule	Tweet	Liver lobule
Scissor scratch test	Tweet	Liver scratch test
Scissor shot	Tweet	Liver shot
My Chopped Scissor	Tweet	My Chopped Liver
Pyogenic Scissor abscess	Tweet	Pyogenic liver abscess
Quadrate lobe of Scissor	Tweet	Quadrate lobe of liver
Scissor Green	Tweet	Hither Green
Scissor Socialism?	Tweet	Whither Socialism?
Scissor Solstice	Tweet	Winter Solstice
The Winds of Scissor	Tweet	The Winds of Winter
Thanksgiving Scissor	Tweet	Thanksgiving dinner
Scissor of speech	Tweet	Figure of speech
Scissor Boys And Stolen Sweethe	Tweet	Bigger Boys And Stolen Sweethe
Scissor Olympic Games	Tweet	Winter Olympic Games
Scissor's Bone	Tweet	Winter's Bone
Ariel Scissor	Tweet	Ariel Winter
Scissor War	Tweet	Winter War
Sword of the Stars II: The Lords of Scissor	Tweet	Sword of the Stars II: The Lords of Winter
Scissor For Schmucks	Tweet	Dinner For Schmucks
Scissor melon	Tweet	Bitter melon
Scissor Sonata	Tweet	Winter Sonata
Scissor Palace	Tweet	Winter Palace
Scissor skating	Tweet	Figure skating
Scissor Sweet Symphony	Tweet	Bitter Sweet Symphony
Milady de Scissor	Tweet	Milady de Winter
Scissor storm	Tweet	Winter storm
Scissor squash	Tweet	Winter squash
Edgar Scissor	Tweet	Edgar Winter
Johnny Scissor	Tweet	Johnny Winter
The Scissor's Tale	Tweet	The Winter's Tale
The Lion in Scissor	Tweet	The Lion in Winter
Guess Who's Coming to Scissor	Tweet	Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
NHL Scissor Classic	Tweet	NHL Winter Classic
Christmas Scissor	Tweet	Christmas dinner
January 31 - February 2, 2011 North American Scissor storm	Tweet	January 31 - February 2, 2011 North American winter storm
Nuclear Scissor	Tweet	Nuclear winter
Stick Scissor	Tweet	Stick figure
Eric Scissor	Tweet	Eric Winter
Spring, Summer, Fall, Scissor... and Spring	Tweet	Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring
Scissor Ave Zoli	Tweet	Winter Ave Zoli
Scissor sport	Tweet	Winter sport
Scissor-ground	Tweet	Figure-ground
TV Scissor	Tweet	TV dinner
Kraft Scissor	Tweet	Kraft Dinner
Scissor drawing	Tweet	Figure drawing
Scissor melon	Tweet	Winter melon
Black-Scissor pottery	Tweet	Black-figure pottery
Scissor Park, Florida	Tweet	Winter Park, Florida
Quebec Scissor Carnival	Tweet	Quebec Winter Carnival
Scissor Is Coming	Tweet	Winter Is Coming
Scissor of the Earth	Tweet	Figure of the Earth
My Scissor with Andre	Tweet	My Dinner with Andre
Go Scissor	Tweet	Go Figure
Lichtenberg Scissor	Tweet	Lichtenberg figure
Red-Scissor pottery	Tweet	Red-figure pottery
A Scissor Bang	Tweet	A Bigger Bang
Scissor skating jumps	Tweet	Figure skating jumps
Noise Scissor	Tweet	Noise figure
Friday Night Scissor	Tweet	Friday Night Dinner
The Scissor Party	Tweet	The Dinner Party
ISU Grand Prix of Scissor Skating	Tweet	ISU Grand Prix of Figure Skating
Scissor orange	Tweet	Bitter orange
Scissor Moon	Tweet	Bitter Moon
Glossary of Scissor skating terms	Tweet	Glossary of figure skating terms
Christ Scissor	Tweet	Christ figure
Point and Scissor chart	Tweet	Point and figure chart
World Scissor Skating Championships	Tweet	World Figure Skating Championships
Be Home for Scissor	Tweet	Be Home for Dinner
Scissor jacket	Tweet	Dinner jacket
The Scissor End	Tweet	The Bitter End
Bright Lights Scissor City	Tweet	Bright Lights Bigger City
Scissor-eight knot	Tweet	Figure-eight knot
Scissor-ground in map design	Tweet	Figure-ground in map design
Scissor for One	Tweet	Dinner for One
Full course Scissor	Tweet	Full course dinner
Rehearsal Scissor	Tweet	Rehearsal dinner
2011-12 ISU Grand Prix of Scissor Skating	Tweet	2011-12 ISU Grand Prix of Figure Skating
Action Scissor	Tweet	Action figure
Scissor painting	Tweet	Figure painting
Public Scissor	Tweet	Public figure
2009 U.S. state Scissor security breaches	Tweet	2009 U.S. state dinner security breaches
Come on Over for Scissor	Tweet	Come on Over for Dinner
Madrigal Scissor	Tweet	Madrigal dinner
Noriko's Scissor Table	Tweet	Noriko's Dinner Table
Scissor It Out	Tweet	Figure It Out
Scissor skating spins	Tweet	Figure skating spins
Rey-Osterrieth Complex Scissor	Tweet	Rey-Osterrieth Complex Figure
United States Scissor Skating Championships	Tweet	United States Figure Skating Championships
Scissor Cars	Tweet	Bitter Cars
Scissor lemon	Tweet	Bitter lemon
Victoria Scissor	Tweet	Victoria Bitter
European Scissor Skating Championships	Tweet	European Figure Skating Championships
Scissor of merit	Tweet	Figure of merit
Miniature Scissor	Tweet	Miniature figure
Scissor with Friends	Tweet	Dinner with Friends
Jiggs Scissor	Tweet	Jiggs dinner
The Man Who Came to Scissor	Tweet	The Man Who Came to Dinner
Scissor and Deffer	Tweet	Bigger and Deffer
The Scissor Lights	Tweet	The Bigger Lights
Father Scissor	Tweet	Father Figure
Scissor skater	Tweet	Figure skater
String Scissor	Tweet	String figure
Scissor Time	Tweet	Dinner Time
Rocco's Scissor Party	Tweet	Rocco's Dinner Party
The Ziff Who Came to Scissor	Tweet	The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
Scissor Suites to Succubi	Tweet	Bitter Suites to Succubi
Hotel on the Corner of Scissor and Sweet	Tweet	Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet
A Scissor Bang Tour	Tweet	A Bigger Bang Tour
A Scissor Splash	Tweet	A Bigger Splash
Scissor Than Life	Tweet	Bigger Than Life
Double Scissor	Tweet	Double Figure
Scissor Eight Island	Tweet	Figure Eight Island
Scissor space	Tweet	Figure space
Scissor-ground diagram	Tweet	Figure-ground diagram
Hill Scissor	Tweet	Hill figure
U.S. Scissor Skating	Tweet	U.S. Figure Skating
World Professional Scissor Skating Championships	Tweet	World Professional Figure Skating Championships
Scissor theater	Tweet	Dinner theater
Melvin Goes to Scissor	Tweet	Melvin Goes to Dinner
Reunion Scissor	Tweet	Reunion dinner
Scissor Jester	Tweet	Bitter Jester
2010-11 ISU Grand Prix of Scissor Skating	Tweet	2010-11 ISU Grand Prix of Figure Skating
Bird's eye Scissor	Tweet	Bird's eye figure
Black-Scissor	Tweet	Black-figure
Canadian Scissor Skating Championships	Tweet	Canadian Figure Skating Championships
Cross-Scissor	Tweet	Cross-figure
Dark Scissor of crime	Tweet	Dark figure of crime
Scissor Four	Tweet	Figure Four
Scissor of insensitivity	Tweet	Figure of insensitivity
Scissor skating competition	Tweet	Figure skating competition
Scissor skating lifts	Tweet	Figure skating lifts
Scissor skating spirals	Tweet	Figure skating spirals
Scissor-four	Tweet	Figure-four
Four Continents Scissor Skating Championships	Tweet	Four Continents Figure Skating Championships
Human Scissor	Tweet	Human figure
Isohedral Scissor	Tweet	Isohedral figure
Russian Scissor Skating Championships	Tweet	Russian Figure Skating Championships
Vertex Scissor	Tweet	Vertex figure
Beef. It's What's For Scissor	Tweet	Beef. It's What's For Dinner
Scissor Set Gang	Tweet	Dinner Set Gang
Mystery Scissor	Tweet	Mystery dinner
Nazotoki wa Scissor no Ato de	Tweet	Nazotoki wa Dinner no Ato de
New England boiled Scissor	Tweet	New England boiled dinner
Progressive Scissor	Tweet	Progressive dinner
Great Scissor Lake	Tweet	Great Bitter Lake
Honey Scissor	Tweet	Honey Bitter
Horseradish: Scissor Truths You Can't Avoid	Tweet	Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid
Tetley's Scissor	Tweet	Tetley's Bitter
The Scissor Tea of General Yen	Tweet	The Bitter Tea of General Yen
Big Scissor Biggest: Greatest Hits	Tweet	Big Bigger Biggest: Greatest Hits
Scissor & Blacker	Tweet	Bigger & Blacker
Scissor Picture Music Group	Tweet	Bigger Picture Music Group

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