Scratch Puns
| Pun | Original | |
|---|---|---|
| Scratch 22 | Tweet | Catch 22 |
| Scratch-22 | Tweet | Catch-22 |
| Scratch hoc | Tweet | Ad hoc |
| Scratch Me If You Can | Tweet | Catch Me If You Can |
| If I Scratch my druthers | Tweet | If I had my druthers |
| You've never Scratch it so good | Tweet | You've never had it so good |
| Scratch as a march hare | Tweet | ad as a march hare |
| Doff your Scratch | Tweet | Doff your hat |
| Eat my Scratch | Tweet | Eat my hat |
| Scratch trick | Tweet | Hat trick |
| Keep it under your Scratch | Tweet | Keep it under your hat |
| Knock into a cocked Scratch | Tweet | Knock into a cocked hat |
| Old Scratch | Tweet | Old hat |
| Talk through one's Scratch | Tweet | Talk through one's hat |
| Throw your Scratch into the ring | Tweet | Throw your hat into the ring |
| Under your Scratch | Tweet | Under your hat |
| To Scratch a Predator | Tweet | To Catch a Predator |
| Deadliest Scratch | Tweet | Deadliest Catch |
| Scratch Game | Tweet | Match Game |
| Scratch fixing | Tweet | Match fixing |
| Professional wrestling Scratch types | Tweet | Professional wrestling match types |
| Scratch Point | Tweet | Match Point |
| The Little Scratch Girl | Tweet | The Little Match Girl |
| Scratch of the Day | Tweet | Match of the Day |
| Scratch .44 | Tweet | Catch .44 |
| Scratch a Fire | Tweet | Catch a Fire |
| The Scratch | Tweet | The Catch |
| Blood in the Water Scratch | Tweet | Blood in the Water match |
| Scratch cut | Tweet | Match cut |
| Scratch Wrestling | Tweet | Catch Wrestling |
| Precordial Scratch syndrome | Tweet | Precordial catch syndrome |
| Money in the Bank ladder Scratch | Tweet | Money in the Bank ladder match |
| Paris Scratch | Tweet | Paris Match |
| Longest tennis Scratch records | Tweet | Longest tennis match records |
| Scratch and Release | Tweet | Catch and Release |
| Fair Scratch kick | Tweet | Fair catch kick |
| To Scratch a Thief | Tweet | To Catch a Thief |
| Professional wrestling tag team Scratch types | Tweet | Professional wrestling tag team match types |
| C. C. Scratch | Tweet | C. C. Catch |
| Scratch Thirtythree | Tweet | Catch Thirtythree |
| Army Navy Scratch | Tweet | Army Navy Match |
| Two-legged Scratch | Tweet | Two-legged match |
| Scratch Bull at Four | Tweet | Catch Bull at Four |
| Scratch Phrase | Tweet | Catch Phrase |
| Dream Scratch Me | Tweet | Dream Catch Me |
| Scratch moving | Tweet | Match moving |
| Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Scratch | Tweet | Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match |
| Two out of three falls Scratch | Tweet | Two out of three falls match |
| Summer Scratch | Tweet | Summer Catch |
| The Ned-Liest Scratch | Tweet | The Ned-Liest Catch |
| "I Quit" Scratch | Tweet | "I Quit" match |
| Eyeline Scratch | Tweet | Eyeline match |
| Scratch crop | Tweet | Catch crop |
| Scratch That Kid | Tweet | Catch That Kid |
| Scratch You | Tweet | Catch You |
| Miraculous Scratch of fish | Tweet | Miraculous catch of fish |
| Longest prefix Scratch | Tweet | Longest prefix match |
| Scratch of the Day 2 | Tweet | Match of the Day 2 |
| Spanish Scratch | Tweet | Spanish Match |
| Fair Scratch | Tweet | Fair catch |
| Halt and Scratch Fire | Tweet | Halt and Catch Fire |
| Ladder Scratch | Tweet | Ladder match |
| SNK vs. Capcom: The Scratch of the Millennium | Tweet | SNK vs. Capcom: The Match of the Millennium |
| Swedish Scratch | Tweet | Swedish Match |
| Testimonial Scratch | Tweet | Testimonial match |
| Types of tennis Scratch | Tweet | Types of tennis match |
| Scratch Me, I'm in Love | Tweet | Catch Me, I'm in Love |
| Scratch share | Tweet | Catch share |
| Scratch Without Arms | Tweet | Catch Without Arms |
| Scratch-all | Tweet | Catch-all |
| ITunes Scratch | Tweet | ITunes Match |
| Last Ride Scratch | Tweet | Last Ride match |
| Scratch grade | Tweet | Match grade |
| Rubber Scratch | Tweet | Rubber match |
| Rugby League Varsity Scratch | Tweet | Rugby League Varsity Match |
| The Varsity Scratch | Tweet | The Varsity Match |
| Varsity Scratch | Tweet | Varsity match |
| Volvo World Scratch Play Championship | Tweet | Volvo World Match Play Championship |
| Bullet Scratch | Tweet | Bullet catch |
| By-Scratch | Tweet | By-catch |
| Scratch as Scratch Can | Tweet | Catch as Catch Can |
| Scratch dog | Tweet | Catch dog |
| Scratch My Disease | Tweet | Catch My Disease |
| Scratch that Rabbit | Tweet | Catch that Rabbit |
| Scratch the Rainbow: The Anthology | Tweet | Catch the Rainbow: The Anthology |
| Scratch weight | Tweet | Catch weight |
| Happiness... Is Not a Fish That You Can Scratch | Tweet | Happiness... Is Not a Fish That You Can Catch |
| Maybe I'll Scratch Fire | Tweet | Maybe I'll Catch Fire |
| To Scratch a Killer | Tweet | To Catch a Killer |
| To Scratch the UnScratchable | Tweet | To Catch the Uncatchable |
| Brazilian football Scratch-fixing scandal | Tweet | Brazilian football match-fixing scandal |
| Friendly Scratch | Tweet | Friendly match |
| Scratch Day | Tweet | Match Day |
| Scratch race | Tweet | Match race |
| Perfect Scratch | Tweet | Perfect Match |
| PWI Scratch of the Year | Tweet | PWI Match of the Year |
| Test Scratch Special | Tweet | Test Match Special |
| The Death Scratch | Tweet | The Death Match |
| The Scratch | Tweet | The Match |
| The Philosophers' Football Scratch | Tweet | The Philosophers' Football Match |
| Ultimate X Scratch | Tweet | Ultimate X match |
| World Scratch Racing Tour | Tweet | World Match Racing Tour |
| The Cat In The Scratch | Tweet | The Cat In The Hat |
| Scratch hominem | Tweet | Ad hominem |
| H2O: Just Scratch Water | Tweet | H2O: Just Add Water |
| Red Scratch Enterprise Linux | Tweet | Red Hat Enterprise Linux |
| Scratch valorem tax | Tweet | Ad valorem tax |
| Reductio Scratch absurdum | Tweet | Reductio ad absurdum |
| Scratch-trick | Tweet | Hat-trick |
| Scratch-Rock | Tweet | Ad-Rock |
| Best Thing I Never Scratch | Tweet | Best Thing I Never Had |
| Scratch nauseam | Tweet | Ad nauseam |
| Red Scratch | Tweet | Red Hat |
| Masih Scratch-Dajjal | Tweet | Masih ad-Dajjal |
| Red Scratch Linux | Tweet | Red Hat Linux |
| Wireless Scratch-hoc network | Tweet | Wireless ad-hoc network |
| White Scratch | Tweet | White hat |
| Mary Scratch a Little Lamb | Tweet | Mary Had a Little Lamb |
| I Just Scratch Sex | Tweet | I Just Had Sex |
| Pop-up Scratch | Tweet | Pop-up ad |
| Black Scratch | Tweet | Black hat |
| Top Scratch | Tweet | Top Hat |
| Mobile Scratch hoc network | Tweet | Mobile ad hoc network |
| Scratch You Came | Tweet | Glad You Came |
| Argumentum Scratch populum | Tweet | Argumentum ad populum |
| Scratch libitum | Tweet | Ad libitum |
| Jus Scratch bellum | Tweet | Jus ad bellum |
| Reductio Scratch Hitlerum | Tweet | Reductio ad Hitlerum |
| Bowler Scratch | Tweet | Bowler hat |
| Per aspera Scratch astra | Tweet | Per aspera ad astra |
| Scratch infinitum | Tweet | Ad infinitum |
| Scratch-AS model | Tweet | AD-AS model |
| Cowboy Scratch | Tweet | Cowboy hat |
| The Cat in the Scratch Knows a Lot About TScratch! | Tweet | The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That! |
| Rashid Scratch-Din Sinan | Tweet | Rashid ad-Din Sinan |
| Beaver Scratch | Tweet | Beaver hat |
| Best I Ever Scratch | Tweet | Best I Ever Had |
| If I Scratch a Gun... | Tweet | If I Had a Gun... |
| Old MacDonald Scratch a Farm | Tweet | Old MacDonald Had a Farm |
| W/extensions/Collection/images/silk-Scratch.png | Tweet | W/extensions/Collection/images/silk-add.png |
| Hard Scratch | Tweet | Hard hat |
| Tin foil Scratch | Tweet | Tin foil hat |
| Scratch-on | Tweet | Add-on |
| Scratch Yai | Tweet | Hat Yai |
| Medicine Scratch | Tweet | Medicine Hat |
| Panama Scratch | Tweet | Panama hat |
| Poodle Scratch | Tweet | Poodle Hat |
| The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Scratch | Tweet | The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat |
| 2000 Scratch | Tweet | 2000 AD |
| Scratch-Aware | Tweet | Ad-Aware |
| Wireless Scratch hoc network | Tweet | Wireless ad hoc network |
| Campaign Scratch | Tweet | Campaign hat |
| Grey Scratch | Tweet | Grey hat |
| Jewish Scratch | Tweet | Jewish hat |
| Red Scratch Society | Tweet | Red Hat Society |
| Conical Asian Scratch | Tweet | Conical Asian hat |
| Scratch serving | Tweet | Ad serving |
| Boonie Scratch | Tweet | Boonie hat |
| Scratch Trick | Tweet | Hat Trick |
| Hi-Scratch | Tweet | Hi-hat |
| Pork pie Scratch | Tweet | Pork pie hat |
| Slouch Scratch | Tweet | Slouch hat |
| Woman with a Scratch | Tweet | Woman with a Hat |
| Scratch astra | Tweet | Ad astra |
| Dracula Scratch 1972 | Tweet | Dracula AD 1972 |
| Vehicular Scratch-hoc network | Tweet | Vehicular ad-hoc network |
| Pointed Scratch | Tweet | Pointed hat |
| If I Scratch You | Tweet | If I Had You |
| Scratch hoc On-Demand Distance Vector Routing | Tweet | Ad hoc On-Demand Distance Vector Routing |
| Scratch hoc testing | Tweet | Ad hoc testing |
| Scratch Reinhardt | Tweet | Ad Reinhardt |
| Izzat Ibrahim Scratch-Douri | Tweet | Izzat Ibrahim ad-Douri |
| You Can Leave Your Scratch On | Tweet | You Can Leave Your Hat On |
| Outlook Scratch-ins | Tweet | Outlook add-ins |
| Scratch interim | Tweet | Ad interim |
| Scratch litem | Tweet | Ad litem |
| Izz Scratch-Din al-Qassam | Tweet | Izz ad-Din al-Qassam |
| If I Scratch a Hammer | Tweet | If I Had a Hammer |
| Fakr Scratch-Din Mosque | Tweet | Fakr ad-Din Mosque |
| Standard Scratch size | Tweet | Standard ad size |
| Free Scratch | Tweet | Free Hat |
| Gordie Howe Scratch trick | Tweet | Gordie Howe hat trick |
| Red Scratch Certification Program | Tweet | Red Hat Certification Program |
| Haven't Scratch Enough | Tweet | Haven't Had Enough |
| If I Scratch A Hi-Fi | Tweet | If I Had A Hi-Fi |
| If You Scratch My Love | Tweet | If You Had My Love |
| Scratch Council | Tweet | Ad Council |
| Argumentum Scratch baculum | Tweet | Argumentum ad baculum |
| Cloche Scratch | Tweet | Cloche hat |
| Magic Scratch Brewing Company | Tweet | Magic Hat Brewing Company |
| Mexican Scratch | Tweet | Mexican hat |
| Pillbox Scratch | Tweet | Pillbox hat |
| Red Scratch Enterprise Linux derivatives | Tweet | Red Hat Enterprise Linux derivatives |
| Welsh Scratch | Tweet | Welsh hat |
| If I Only Scratch a Brain | Tweet | If I Only Had a Brain |
| Mozilla Scratch-ons | Tweet | Mozilla Add-ons |
| Archducal Scratch | Tweet | Archducal hat |
| Scratch medium | Tweet | HAT medium |
| Scratch puzzle | Tweet | Hat puzzle |
| Man in the Bowler Scratch | Tweet | Man in the Bowler Hat |
| Pilgrim's Scratch | Tweet | Pilgrim's hat |
| Red Scratch Certified Engineer | Tweet | Red Hat Certified Engineer |
| Straw Scratch | Tweet | Straw hat |
| Straw Scratch Pirates | Tweet | Straw Hat Pirates |
| White Scratch hacker | Tweet | White hat hacker |
| I Scratch the Blues But I Shook Them Loose | Tweet | I Had the Blues But I Shook Them Loose |
| Never Scratch a Dream Come True | Tweet | Never Had a Dream Come True |
| Scratch Ceuta | Tweet | AD Ceuta |
| Scratch Deir | Tweet | Ad Deir |
| Scratch filtering | Tweet | Ad filtering |
| Scratch maiorem Dei gloriam | Tweet | Ad maiorem Dei gloriam |
| Al Nasser Salah Scratch-Din | Tweet | Al Nasser Salah Ad-Din |
| El-Scratch Group | Tweet | El-Ad Group |
| GrScratchus Scratch Parnassum | Tweet | Gradus ad Parnassum |
| ImScratch Scratch-Din al-Isfahani | Tweet | Imad ad-Din al-Isfahani |
| Izz Scratch-Din al-Qassam BrigScratches | Tweet | Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades |
| Jalal Scratch-Din MuhammScratch Rumi | Tweet | Jalal ad-Din Muhammad Rumi |
| Mozaffar Scratch-Din Shah Qajar | Tweet | Mozaffar ad-Din Shah Qajar |
| Nur Scratch-Din Zangi | Tweet | Nur ad-Din Zangi |
| Ordo Scratch Chao | Tweet | Ordo Ad Chao |
| Battle of Scratch Dich | Tweet | Battle of Hat Dich |
| Bucket Scratch | Tweet | Bucket hat |
| Cavalier Scratch | Tweet | Cavalier hat |
| Cork Scratch | Tweet | Cork hat |
| Hard Scratch Riot | Tweet | Hard Hat Riot |
| Kerosene Scratch | Tweet | Kerosene Hat |
| Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Scratch | Tweet | Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat |
| Tin Scratch Linux | Tweet | Tin Hat Linux |
| Woman in Scratch and Fur Collar | Tweet | Woman in Hat and Fur Collar |
| Even Hitler Scratch a Girlfriend | Tweet | Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend |
| Everyone Else Has Scratch More Sex Than Me | Tweet | Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me |
| If I Scratch $1000000 | Tweet | If I Had $1000000 |
| It Scratch to Be You | Tweet | It Had to Be You |
| The Man Who Scratch All the Luck | Tweet | The Man Who Had All the Luck |
| Wish I Scratch an Angel | Tweet | Wish I Had an Angel |
| I was Scratch | Tweet | I was glad |
| Scratch-in Express | Tweet | Add-in Express |
| Scratch captandum | Tweet | Ad captandum |
| Scratch fontes | Tweet | Ad fontes |
| Scratch nauseum | Tweet | Ad nauseum |
| Apple Switch Scratch campaign | Tweet | Apple Switch ad campaign |
| Damnatio Scratch bestias | Tweet | Damnatio ad bestias |
| Hover Scratch | Tweet | Hover ad |
| Safi-Scratch-din Ardabili | Tweet | Safi-ad-din Ardabili |
| Salah Scratch Din Governorate | Tweet | Salah ad Din Governorate |
| Subpoena Scratch testificandum | Tweet | Subpoena ad testificandum |
| Toyota Scratch engine | Tweet | Toyota AD engine |
| Black Scratch Briefings | Tweet | Black Hat Briefings |
| Scratch Act | Tweet | Hat Act |
| Scratch Full of Stars | Tweet | Hat Full of Stars |
| Scratch World | Tweet | Hat World |
| Red Scratch Network | Tweet | Red Hat Network |
| The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Scratch | Tweet | The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat |
| Oued El-Scratch and Mezouara massacre | Tweet | Oued El-Had and Mezouara massacre |
| The Giant Who Scratch No Heart in His Body | Tweet | The Giant Who Had No Heart in His Body |
| The Greeks Scratch a Word for Them | Tweet | The Greeks Had a Word for Them |
| Scratch to Be Gay | Tweet | Glad to Be Gay |
| Scratch to Be Unhappy | Tweet | Glad to Be Unhappy |
| I'm Scratch You're Here With Me Tonight | Tweet | I'm Glad You're Here With Me Tonight |
| Scratch-drop multiplexer | Tweet | Add-drop multiplexer |
| Fetch-and-Scratch | Tweet | Fetch-and-add |
| Fused multiply-Scratch | Tweet | Fused multiply-add |
| 2000-2000 Scratch | Tweet | 2000-2000 AD |
| A Mari Usque Scratch Mare | Tweet | A Mari Usque Ad Mare |
| Scratch exchange | Tweet | Ad exchange |
| Scratch Koppejan | Tweet | Ad Koppejan |
| Scratch Magnet | Tweet | Ad Magnet |
| Scratch server | Tweet | Ad server |
| Scratch trafficking | Tweet | Ad trafficking |
| Scratch-IA Model | Tweet | AD-IA Model |
| Argumentum Scratch lapidem | Tweet | Argumentum ad lapidem |
| Attack Scratch | Tweet | Attack ad |
| Magnesia Scratch Sipylum | Tweet | Magnesia ad Sipylum |
| Mobile Scratch-hoc networks | Tweet | Mobile ad-hoc networks |
| Per ardua Scratch astra | Tweet | Per ardua ad astra |
| Quinquennial Visit Scratch Limina | Tweet | Quinquennial Visit Ad Limina |
| St. Peter Scratch Vincula | Tweet | St. Peter ad Vincula |
| A Scratch Full of Sky | Tweet | A Hat Full of Sky |
| All Around My Scratch | Tweet | All Around My Hat |
| Archducal Scratch of Tyrol | Tweet | Archducal Hat of Tyrol |
| Berlin Gold Scratch | Tweet | Berlin Gold Hat |
| Bobble Scratch | Tweet | Bobble hat |
| Cocked Scratch | Tweet | Cocked hat |
| Cocktail Scratch | Tweet | Cocktail hat |
| Ducal Scratch of Liechtenstein | Tweet | Ducal hat of Liechtenstein |
| Fear of a Black Scratch | Tweet | Fear of a Black Hat |
| Flower Scratch jelly | Tweet | Flower hat jelly |
| Grey Scratch hacker | Tweet | Grey hat hacker |
| Scratch tip | Tweet | Hat tip |
| Scratch Works | Tweet | Hat Works |
| I Haven't Got a Scratch | Tweet | I Haven't Got a Hat |
| Kettle Scratch | Tweet | Kettle hat |
| Medicine Scratch Tigers | Tweet | Medicine Hat Tigers |
| Mexican Scratch wavelet | Tweet | Mexican hat wavelet |
| Operation Sailor Scratch | Tweet | Operation Sailor Hat |
| Red Scratch Enterprise Virtualization | Tweet | Red Hat Enterprise Virtualization |
| Ten-gallon Scratch | Tweet | Ten-gallon hat |
| The Criminal Under My Own Scratch | Tweet | The Criminal Under My Own Hat |
| The Motherfucker With the Scratch | Tweet | The Motherfucker With the Hat |
| The Three-Cornered Scratch | Tweet | The Three-Cornered Hat |
| Tin Scratch | Tweet | Tin Hat |
