Shear Puns

Pun		Original
Elementary my Shear Watson	Tweet	Elementary my dear Watson
Once more unto the breach, Shear friends, once more	Tweet	Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more
Shear blue water	Tweet	Clear blue water
As Shear as a nine bob note	Tweet	As queer as a nine bob note
On Shear street	Tweet	On queer street
Shear as a nine bob note	Tweet	Queer as a nine bob note
Shear Street	Tweet	Queer Street
Shear the pitch	Tweet	Queer the pitch
Shear and skittles	Tweet	Beer and skittles
Life's not all Shear and skittles	Tweet	Life's not all beer and skittles
White-tailed Shear	Tweet	White-tailed deer
Shear-Lambert law	Tweet	Beer-Lambert law
Shear John	Tweet	Dear John
Shear as Folk	Tweet	Queer as Folk
Root Shear	Tweet	Root beer
The Shear Hunter	Tweet	The Deer Hunter
Shear pong	Tweet	Beer pong
Red Shear	Tweet	Red Deer
Shear Tick	Tweet	Deer Tick
Shear Window	Tweet	Rear Window
Roe Shear	Tweet	Roe Deer
Shear Channel Communications	Tweet	Clear Channel Communications
Shear Admiral	Tweet	Rear Admiral
Shear Hall Putsch	Tweet	Beer Hall Putsch
Shear Eye	Tweet	Queer Eye
Shear theory	Tweet	Queer theory
Wheat Shear	Tweet	Wheat beer
London Shear Flood	Tweet	London Beer Flood
Shear and Present Danger	Tweet	Clear and Present Danger
Shear bottle	Tweet	Beer bottle
Shear Paolo Pasolini	Tweet	Pier Paolo Pasolini
Shear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Bodycount	Tweet	Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Bodycount
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shear Sky	Tweet	S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky
Fallow Shear	Tweet	Fallow Deer
Mule Shear	Tweet	Mule deer
I Hope They Serve Shear in Hell	Tweet	I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Draught Shear	Tweet	Draught beer
Shear Agony	Tweet	Dear Agony
Chicken-n-Shear	Tweet	Chicken-n-Beer
Shear hunting	Tweet	Deer hunting
Shear-view mirror	Tweet	Rear-view mirror
Ginger Shear	Tweet	Ginger beer
Shear Park, Texas	Tweet	Deer Park, Texas
Shear Prudence	Tweet	Dear Prudence
Blue Shear	Tweet	Blue Cheer
Duff Shear	Tweet	Duff Beer
Sika Shear	Tweet	Sika Deer
Low-alcohol Shear	Tweet	Low-alcohol beer
Shear Money, Inc.	Tweet	Beer Money, Inc.
Key Shear	Tweet	Key Deer
Shear as Day	Tweet	Clear as Day
A&W Root Shear	Tweet	A&W Root Beer
Trappist Shear	Tweet	Trappist beer
Navy Shear	Tweet	Navy Pier
The Road to Wigan Shear	Tweet	The Road to Wigan Pier
Shear Boss letter	Tweet	Dear Boss letter
Shear John letter	Tweet	Dear John letter
Shear Mr. Henshaw	Tweet	Dear Mr. Henshaw
The Shear Hunter	Tweet	The Dear Hunter
Yes, Shear	Tweet	Yes, Dear
Shear and breweries by region	Tweet	Beer and breweries by region
Shear distribution game	Tweet	Beer distribution game
Shear style	Tweet	Beer style
Musk Shear	Tweet	Musk deer
Road Trip: Shear Pong	Tweet	Road Trip: Beer Pong
Wigan Shear	Tweet	Wigan Pier
Shear-engine design	Tweet	Rear-engine design
Shear garden	Tweet	Beer garden
Birch Shear	Tweet	Birch beer
Gluten-free Shear	Tweet	Gluten-free beer
Shear Gerlofs Donia	Tweet	Pier Gerlofs Donia
Shear Hunter	Tweet	Deer Hunter
Shear Science	Tweet	Dear Science
Guitar Shear-O	Tweet	Guitar Queer-O
Shear measurement	Tweet	Beer measurement
Shear Angeli	Tweet	Pier Angeli
Shear penis	Tweet	Deer penis
Water Shear	Tweet	Water deer
Shear Love: A Beautiful Discord	Tweet	Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord
Shear Mr. Gacy	Tweet	Dear Mr. Gacy
Loney, Shear	Tweet	Loney, Dear
Shear-air turbulence	Tweet	Clear-air turbulence
Shear 1 Imports	Tweet	Pier 1 Imports
Shear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body Count	Tweet	Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body Count
On a Shear Day You Can See Forever	Tweet	On a Clear Day You Can See Forever
Jaguar independent Shear suspension	Tweet	Jaguar independent rear suspension
Shear horror	Tweet	Queer horror
Shear for My Horses	Tweet	Beer for My Horses
Ricky Anne Low-Shear	Tweet	Ricky Anne Low-Beer
Shear Luigi Nervi	Tweet	Pier Luigi Nervi
Sambar Shear	Tweet	Sambar Deer
Whitetail Shear	Tweet	Whitetail deer
Shear Friend Hitler	Tweet	Dear Friend Hitler
2001 Shear Channel memorandum	Tweet	2001 Clear Channel memorandum
Tab Shear	Tweet	Tab Clear
Shear-projection television	Tweet	Rear-projection television
Shear Eye for the Straight Guy	Tweet	Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Shear festival	Tweet	Beer festival
Shear stein	Tweet	Beer stein
Shear Street and Gin Lane	Tweet	Beer Street and Gin Lane
Cobra Shear	Tweet	Cobra Beer
Santa Monica Shear	Tweet	Santa Monica Pier
Black-tailed Shear	Tweet	Black-tailed deer
Lame Shear	Tweet	Lame Deer
Shear America	Tweet	Dear America
Shear Mr. President	Tweet	Dear Mr. President
Shear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father	Tweet	Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father
Shear-channel station	Tweet	Clear-channel station
Crystal Shear	Tweet	Crystal Clear
On a Shear Night	Tweet	On a Clear Night
Shear-wheel drive	Tweet	Rear-wheel drive
One Fierce Shear Coaster	Tweet	One Fierce Beer Coaster
Steel Shear	Tweet	Steel Pier
Eld's Shear	Tweet	Eld's Deer
The Duke of Mount Shear	Tweet	The Duke of Mount Deer
Visayan Spotted Shear	Tweet	Visayan Spotted Deer
Shear Abby	Tweet	Dear Abby
Shear Dumb Diary	Tweet	Dear Dumb Diary
Shear Mama	Tweet	Dear Mama
Here, My Shear	Tweet	Here, My Dear
My Shear Kuttichathan	Tweet	My Dear Kuttichathan
Wizard People, Shear Reader	Tweet	Wizard People, Dear Reader
A Midnight Shear	Tweet	A Midnight Clear
It Came Upon the Midnight Shear	Tweet	It Came Upon the Midnight Clear
Nu-Shear Sounds	Tweet	Nu-Clear Sounds
Independent Shear suspension	Tweet	Independent rear suspension
Shear naked choke	Tweet	Rear naked choke
99 Bottles of Shear	Tweet	99 Bottles of Beer
Shear cocktail	Tweet	Beer cocktail
Shear glassware	Tweet	Beer glassware
Foakes v Shear	Tweet	Foakes v Beer
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Shear	Tweet	One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
The Shear Store	Tweet	The Beer Store
Shear Lodge, Montana	Tweet	Deer Lodge, Montana
Shear Park Spring Water	Tweet	Deer Park Spring Water
Hog Shear	Tweet	Hog deer
Red Shear River	Tweet	Red Deer River
Shear Landlord	Tweet	Dear Landlord
Blackout/All Shear	Tweet	Blackout/All Clear
Shear Lake	Tweet	Clear Lake
Cracked Shear View	Tweet	Cracked Rear View
Shear studies	Tweet	Queer studies
Shear koozie	Tweet	Beer koozie
Belgian Shear	Tweet	Belgian beer
Boston Shear Company	Tweet	Boston Beer Company
Ferdinand P. Shear	Tweet	Ferdinand P. Beer
Brighton Shear	Tweet	Brighton Pier
Natasha St-Shear	Tweet	Natasha St-Pier
Shear glass	Tweet	Pier glass
Shear Luigi Bersani	Tweet	Pier Luigi Bersani
Tower Millennium Shear	Tweet	Tower Millennium Pier
Shear Cave	Tweet	Deer Cave
Siberian Roe Shear	Tweet	Siberian Roe Deer
The Shear and the Cauldron	Tweet	The Deer and the Cauldron
Shear Catastrophe Waitress	Tweet	Dear Catastrophe Waitress
Shear Esther	Tweet	Dear Esther
40px-edit-Shear.svg.png	Tweet	40px-edit-clear.svg.png
Clean & Shear	Tweet	Clean & Clear
Shear Air Force Station	Tweet	Clear Air Force Station
Shear-cell sarcoma	Tweet	Clear-cell sarcoma
Shear-cell sarcoma of the kidney	Tweet	Clear-cell sarcoma of the kidney
Shear-cell tumor	Tweet	Clear-cell tumor
Last Shear chance	Tweet	Last clear chance
Let Me Shear My Throat	Tweet	Let Me Clear My Throat
Uterine Shear cell carcinoma	Tweet	Uterine clear cell carcinoma
Shear suspension	Tweet	Rear suspension
Shear-Engine Mercedes-Benz	Tweet	Rear-Engine Mercedes-Benz
Shear heterosexuality	Tweet	Queer heterosexuality
Shear Barrel Polka	Tweet	Beer Barrel Polka
Shear Man	Tweet	Beer Man
Billy Shear	Tweet	Billy Beer
Great American Shear Festival	Tweet	Great American Beer Festival
Edinburgh Place Ferry Shear	Tweet	Edinburgh Place Ferry Pier
Huntington Beach Shear	Tweet	Huntington Beach Pier
Jefferson Shear	Tweet	Jefferson Pier
Late of the Shear	Tweet	Late of the Pier
Oceanside Shear	Tweet	Oceanside Pier
Shear Francesco Mola	Tweet	Pier Francesco Mola
Redondo Beach Shear	Tweet	Redondo Beach pier
Southend Shear	Tweet	Southend Pier
West Shear	Tweet	West Pier
Brocket Shear	Tweet	Brocket deer
Shear horn	Tweet	Deer horn
Shear in the Headlights	Tweet	Deer in the Headlights
Shear Island	Tweet	Deer Island
Shear Jet	Tweet	Deer Jet
Shear Park Independent School District	Tweet	Deer Park Independent School District
Shear Park, New York	Tweet	Deer Park, New York
John Fire Lame Shear	Tweet	John Fire Lame Deer
Philippine Shear	Tweet	Philippine Deer
Siberian Musk Shear	Tweet	Siberian Musk Deer
White tailed Shear	Tweet	White tailed deer
Shear Boys	Tweet	Dear Boys
Shear Frankie	Tweet	Dear Frankie
Shear Heart	Tweet	Dear Heart
Shear Listener	Tweet	Dear Listener
Shear Mr. Fantasy	Tweet	Dear Mr. Fantasy
Matthew Shear	Tweet	Matthew Dear
So Shear to My Heart	Tweet	So Dear to My Heart
Acer Shear.fi	Tweet	Acer Clear.fi
Shear and hold	Tweet	Clear and hold
Shear Lake City	Tweet	Clear Lake City
Shear Rivers	Tweet	Clear Rivers
Shear Sky Chart	Tweet	Clear Sky Chart
Shear Spot	Tweet	Clear Spot
New Shear Days	Tweet	New Clear Days
On a Shear Day I Can't See My Sister	Tweet	On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister
University of Houston-Shear Lake	Tweet	University of Houston-Clear Lake
Shear delt raise	Tweet	Rear delt raise
Shear guard	Tweet	Rear guard
Shear projection effect	Tweet	Rear projection effect
Shear Window Captioning System	Tweet	Rear Window Captioning System
Shear-end collision	Tweet	Rear-end collision
As Thousands Shear	Tweet	As Thousands Cheer
Shear Chen	Tweet	Cheer Chen
Order of Good Shear	Tweet	Order of Good Cheer
Shear Nation	Tweet	Queer Nation
Shear theology	Tweet	Queer theology
Shear Bad	Tweet	Beer Bad
Shear gut	Tweet	Beer gut
Shear Nuts	Tweet	Beer Nuts
Bintang Shear	Tweet	Bintang Beer
Canadian Shear	Tweet	Canadian beer
Dad's Root Shear	Tweet	Dad's Root Beer
Filtered Shear	Tweet	Filtered beer
Heisler Shear	Tweet	Heisler Beer
Japanese Shear	Tweet	Japanese beer
Michael Shear	Tweet	Michael Beer
Mug Root Shear	Tweet	Mug Root Beer
National Shear Wholesalers Association	Tweet	National Beer Wholesalers Association
Norwegian Shear	Tweet	Norwegian beer
Red White & Blue Shear	Tweet	Red White & Blue Beer
Schaefer Shear	Tweet	Schaefer Beer
Smoked Shear	Tweet	Smoked beer
Spruce Shear	Tweet	Spruce beer
Tempo Shear Industries	Tweet	Tempo Beer Industries
Shear Systems	Tweet	PIER Systems
Portrait of Shear Maria Rossi di San Secondo	Tweet	Portrait of Pier Maria Rossi di San Secondo
Shear in mythology	Tweet	Deer in mythology
Shear Island Prison	Tweet	Deer Island Prison
Shear musk	Tweet	Deer musk
Shear of Ireland	Tweet	Deer of Ireland
Shear Park, Illinois	Tweet	Deer Park, Illinois
Shear Valley	Tweet	Deer Valley
Pampas Shear	Tweet	Pampas deer
Persian fallow Shear	Tweet	Persian fallow deer
Red Shear College	Tweet	Red Deer College
Red Shear Rebels	Tweet	Red Deer Rebels
Thorold's Shear	Tweet	Thorold's deer
Tufted Shear	Tweet	Tufted Deer
White Shear	Tweet	White deer
Shear colleague letter	Tweet	Dear colleague letter
Shear Friends	Tweet	Dear Friends
Shear Green Place	Tweet	Dear Green Place
Shear Lemon Lima	Tweet	Dear Lemon Lima
Shear Lord and Father of Mankind	Tweet	Dear Lord and Father of Mankind
Shear Nobody	Tweet	Dear Nobody
Shear Sir	Tweet	Dear Sir
The Shear & Departed	Tweet	The Dear & Departed
Yes Shear	Tweet	Yes Dear
28px-crystal Shear app browser.png	Tweet	28px-crystal clear app browser.png
Cape Shear	Tweet	Cape Clear
Cape Shear Island	Tweet	Cape Clear Island
Shear campaign	Tweet	CLEAR campaign
Shear Channel	Tweet	Clear Channel
Shear Channel Assessment attack	Tweet	Clear Channel Assessment attack
Shear Grits	Tweet	Clear Grits
Shear Light of Day	Tweet	Clear Light of Day
Jock Shear	Tweet	Jock Clear
Perfectly Shear	Tweet	Perfectly Clear
See Shear Now	Tweet	See Clear Now
When It's All Over We Still Have to Shear Up	Tweet	When It's All Over We Still Have to Clear Up
Shear of the Year	Tweet	Rear of the Year
Shear Up!	Tweet	Cheer Up!
Thousands Shear	Tweet	Thousands Cheer
Shear Duck	Tweet	Queer Duck
American Shear	Tweet	American Beer
Anthony Stafford Shear	Tweet	Anthony Stafford Beer
Apple Shear	Tweet	Apple Beer
Shear bong	Tweet	Beer bong
Shear Day	Tweet	Beer Day
Shear hall	Tweet	Beer hall
Shear head	Tweet	Beer head
Shear mile	Tweet	Beer mile
Shear Quarry Caves	Tweet	Beer Quarry Caves
Shear rating	Tweet	Beer rating
Shear sommelier	Tweet	Beer sommelier
Boot of Shear	Tweet	Boot of beer
High gravity Shear	Tweet	High gravity beer
Ice Shear	Tweet	Ice beer
Kokanee Shear	Tweet	Kokanee beer
Maggie Shear	Tweet	Maggie Beer
Non-alcoholic Shear	Tweet	Non-alcoholic beer
One Fierce Shear Run	Tweet	One Fierce Beer Run
Richard Bacon's Shear & Pizza Club	Tweet	Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Snow Shear	Tweet	Snow beer
Steam Shear	Tweet	Steam beer
Taiwan Shear	Tweet	Taiwan Beer
Ten Cent Shear Night	Tweet	Ten Cent Beer Night
The Seven-Shear Snitch	Tweet	The Seven-Beer Snitch
Warsteiner Shear and Brewery	Tweet	Warsteiner Beer and Brewery

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