Tortoise Puns

Pun		Original
Drop-dead Tortoise	Tweet	Drop-dead gorgeous
Habeas Tortoise	Tweet	Habeas corpus
Tortoise callosum	Tweet	Corpus callosum
Tortoise Christi, Texas	Tweet	Corpus Christi, Texas
Tortoise luteum	Tweet	Corpus luteum
Drop Dead Tortoise	Tweet	Drop Dead Gorgeous
Agenesis of the Tortoise callosum	Tweet	Agenesis of the corpus callosum
Tortoise cavernosum penis	Tweet	Corpus cavernosum penis
Tortoise Christi	Tweet	Corpus Christi
Tortoise Juris Civilis	Tweet	Corpus Juris Civilis
Text Tortoise	Tweet	Text corpus
Tortoise Ladies of Wrestling	Tweet	Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
Tortoise delicti	Tweet	Corpus delicti
Ave verum Tortoise	Tweet	Ave verum corpus
Drop Dead, Tortoise	Tweet	Drop Dead, Gorgeous
Tortoise linguistics	Tweet	Corpus linguistics
Tortoise luteum cyst	Tweet	Corpus luteum cyst
Habeas Tortoise Act 1679	Tweet	Habeas Corpus Act 1679
Brown Tortoise	Tweet	Brown Corpus
Port Tortoise Christi	Tweet	Port Corpus Christi
Tortoise cavernosum	Tweet	Corpus cavernosum
Tortoise callosotomy	Tweet	Corpus callosotomy
Tortoise Christi College, Cambridge	Tweet	Corpus Christi College, Cambridge
Tortoise Christi College, Oxford	Tweet	Corpus Christi College, Oxford
Tortoise Christi Catholic Secondary School	Tweet	Corpus Christi Catholic Secondary School
Tortoise Christi Harbor Bridge	Tweet	Corpus Christi Harbor Bridge
Tortoise collosum	Tweet	Corpus collosum
Tortoise Juris Secundum	Tweet	Corpus Juris Secundum
Tortoise spongiosum penis	Tweet	Corpus spongiosum penis
Texas A&M University-Tortoise Christi	Tweet	Texas A&M University-Corpus Christi
Filthy Tortoise	Tweet	Filthy Gorgeous
Tortoise Frankenstein	Tweet	Gorgeous Frankenstein
Tortoise Christi Independent School District	Tweet	Corpus Christi Independent School District
Tortoise Clock	Tweet	Corpus Clock
Tortoise separatum	Tweet	Corpus separatum
Tortoise striatum	Tweet	Corpus striatum
Quranic Arabic Tortoise	Tweet	Quranic Arabic Corpus
British National Tortoise	Tweet	British National Corpus
Tortoise albicans	Tweet	Corpus albicans
Tortoise allatum	Tweet	Corpus allatum
Tortoise Christi (play	Tweet	Corpus Christi (play
Tortoise Christi College	Tweet	Corpus Christi College
Tortoise Christi Hooks	Tweet	Corpus Christi Hooks
Tortoise Christi massacre	Tweet	Corpus Christi massacre
Tortoise Inscriptionum Latinarum	Tweet	Corpus Inscriptionum Latinarum
Habeas Tortoise Suspension Act 1863	Tweet	Habeas Corpus Suspension Act 1863
Speech Tortoise	Tweet	Speech corpus
USS City of Tortoise Christi	Tweet	USS City of Corpus Christi
Writ of habeas Tortoise	Tweet	Writ of habeas corpus
Lucy Tortoise	Tweet	Lucy Lawless
Team Tortoise 2	Tweet	Team Fortress 2
Dwarf Tortoise	Tweet	Dwarf Fortress
Neonatal Tortoise	Tweet	Neonatal jaundice
Boeing B-17 Flying Tortoise	Tweet	Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress
B-17 Flying Tortoise	Tweet	B-17 Flying Fortress
A Tortoise Line	Tweet	A Chorus Line
Tropical and subtropical dry broadleaf Tortoise	Tweet	Tropical and subtropical dry broadleaf forests
Self-Tortoise by Vincent van Gogh	Tweet	Self-Portraits by Vincent van Gogh
Digital Tortoise	Tweet	Digital Fortress
Greek Tortoise	Tweet	Greek chorus
Team Tortoise	Tweet	Team Fortress
Team Tortoise Classic	Tweet	Team Fortress Classic
The Tortoise	Tweet	The Chorus
Blackie Tortoise	Tweet	Blackie Lawless
A Mighty Tortoise Is Our God	Tweet	A Mighty Fortress Is Our God
Peter and Paul Tortoise	Tweet	Peter and Paul Fortress
Tortoise of Solitude	Tweet	Fortress of Solitude
Tortoise Investment Group	Tweet	Fortress Investment Group
Tropical and subtropical moist broadleaf Tortoise	Tweet	Tropical and subtropical moist broadleaf forests
The Super Dimension Tortoise Macross	Tweet	The Super Dimension Fortress Macross
Temperate broadleaf and mixed Tortoise	Tweet	Temperate broadleaf and mixed forests
Tortoise of Louisbourg	Tweet	Fortress of Louisbourg
English Lowlands beech Tortoise	Tweet	English Lowlands beech forests
Tortoise of Shakespeare	Tweet	Portraits of Shakespeare
Bridal Tortoise	Tweet	Bridal Chorus
The Brest Tortoise	Tweet	The Brest Fortress
The Super Dimension Tortoise Macross II: Lovers, Again	Tweet	The Super Dimension Fortress Macross II: Lovers, Again
Ministry of Environment and Tortoise	Tweet	Ministry of Environment and Forests
Defense of Brest Tortoise	Tweet	Defense of Brest Fortress
Tortoise of Mimoyecques	Tweet	Fortress of Mimoyecques
Oscarsborg Tortoise	Tweet	Oscarsborg Fortress
Madagascar dry deciduous Tortoise	Tweet	Madagascar dry deciduous forests
Fayum mummy Tortoise	Tweet	Fayum mummy portraits
Verse-Tortoise form	Tweet	Verse-chorus form
Brest Tortoise	Tweet	Brest Fortress
Tortoise Europe	Tweet	Fortress Europe
The Super Dimension Tortoise Macross: Flash Back 2012	Tweet	The Super Dimension Fortress Macross: Flash Back 2012
Balkan mixed Tortoise	Tweet	Balkan mixed forests
Petrovaradin Tortoise	Tweet	Petrovaradin Fortress
The Hidden Tortoise	Tweet	The Hidden Fortress
Deccan thorn scrub Tortoise	Tweet	Deccan thorn scrub forests
Healthy Tortoise Initiative	Tweet	Healthy Forests Initiative
International Year of Tortoise	Tweet	International Year of Forests
Tortoise medium	Tweet	Porous medium
Belgrade Tortoise	Tweet	Belgrade Fortress
Tortoise Maximus	Tweet	Fortress Maximus
Khotyn Tortoise	Tweet	Khotyn Fortress
Tortoise of Australia	Tweet	Forests of Australia
Northern Anatolian conifer and deciduous Tortoise	Tweet	Northern Anatolian conifer and deciduous forests
Sarmatic mixed Tortoise	Tweet	Sarmatic mixed forests
Taiheiyo evergreen Tortoise	Tweet	Taiheiyo evergreen forests
Tropical and subtropical coniferous Tortoise	Tweet	Tropical and subtropical coniferous forests
Partial Tortoise	Tweet	Partial Portraits
Tortoise by Vincent van Gogh	Tweet	Portraits by Vincent van Gogh
PS22 Tortoise	Tweet	PS22 chorus
Akershus Tortoise	Tweet	Akershus Fortress
Brimstone Hill Tortoise National Park	Tweet	Brimstone Hill Fortress National Park
Dark Tortoise	Tweet	Dark Fortress
Hwaseong Tortoise	Tweet	Hwaseong Fortress
Klis Tortoise	Tweet	Klis Fortress
Modlin Tortoise	Tweet	Modlin Fortress
Appalachian mixed mesophytic Tortoise	Tweet	Appalachian mixed mesophytic forests
Appalachian-Blue Ridge Tortoise	Tweet	Appalachian-Blue Ridge forests
Bahamian dry Tortoise	Tweet	Bahamian dry forests
Cross-Sanaga-Bioko coastal Tortoise	Tweet	Cross-Sanaga-Bioko coastal forests
Eastern highlands moist deciduous Tortoise	Tweet	Eastern highlands moist deciduous forests
George Washington and Jefferson National Tortoise	Tweet	George Washington and Jefferson National Forests
Mediterranean woodlands and Tortoise	Tweet	Mediterranean woodlands and forests
South Western Ghats montane rain Tortoise	Tweet	South Western Ghats montane rain forests
Tortoise of William Shakespeare	Tweet	Portraits of William Shakespeare
Anvil Tortoise	Tweet	Anvil Chorus
Tortoise effect	Tweet	Chorus effect
Imminent Tortoise action	Tweet	Imminent lawless action
Ajyad Tortoise	Tweet	Ajyad Fortress
B-17 Flying Tortoise variants	Tweet	B-17 Flying Fortress variants
Battle Kid: Tortoise of Peril	Tweet	Battle Kid: Fortress of Peril
Belvoir Tortoise	Tweet	Belvoir Fortress
Tortoise 2: Re-Entry	Tweet	Fortress 2: Re-Entry
Tortoise Monroe	Tweet	Fortress Monroe
Memphis Belle: A Story of a Flying Tortoise	Tweet	Memphis Belle: A Story of a Flying Fortress
Skopje Tortoise	Tweet	Skopje Fortress
Viking ring Tortoise	Tweet	Viking ring fortress
XB-38 Flying Tortoise	Tweet	XB-38 Flying Fortress
Zhongma Tortoise	Tweet	Zhongma Fortress
Albertine Rift montane Tortoise	Tweet	Albertine Rift montane forests
Central China loess plateau mixed Tortoise	Tweet	Central China loess plateau mixed forests
Eastern Himalayan broadleaf Tortoise	Tweet	Eastern Himalayan broadleaf forests
Himalayan subtropical broadleaf Tortoise	Tweet	Himalayan subtropical broadleaf forests
Magellanic subpolar Tortoise	Tweet	Magellanic subpolar forests
New England/Acadian Tortoise	Tweet	New England/Acadian forests
Northeastern coastal Tortoise	Tweet	Northeastern coastal forests
Sumatran tropical pine Tortoise	Tweet	Sumatran tropical pine forests
Trinidad and Tobago dry Tortoise	Tweet	Trinidad and Tobago dry forests
Valdivian temperate rain Tortoise	Tweet	Valdivian temperate rain forests
Western European broadleaf Tortoise	Tweet	Western European broadleaf forests
Tortoise of Past	Tweet	Portraits of Past
Big Apple Tortoise	Tweet	Big Apple Chorus
Brontosaurus Tortoise	Tweet	Brontosaurus Chorus
Hallelujah Tortoise	Tweet	Hallelujah Chorus
Second Tortoise	Tweet	Second Chorus
Western Tortoise Frog	Tweet	Western Chorus Frog

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