Turd Puns

Pun		Original
Saints Row: The Turd	Tweet	Saints Row: The Third
Amber Turd	Tweet	Amber Heard
Longest Turd in English	Tweet	Longest word in English
Richard the Turd	Tweet	Richard the Third
The Turd degree	Tweet	The third degree
Turd degree	Tweet	Third degree
Turd time lucky	Tweet	Third time lucky
Children should be seen and not Turd	Tweet	Children should be seen and not heard
Turd it through the grapevine	Tweet	Heard it through the grapevine
Shot Turd 'round the world	Tweet	Shot heard 'round the world
The shot Turd 'round the world	Tweet	The shot heard 'round the world
A Turd in edgeways	Tweet	A word in edgeways
A Turd in your shell-like	Tweet	A word in your shell-like
Get a Turd in edgeways	Tweet	Get a word in edgeways
Many a true Turd is spoken in jest	Tweet	Many a true word is spoken in jest
Mum's the Turd	Tweet	Mum's the word
Turd association football	Tweet	Word association football
Turd in your shell-like	Tweet	Word in your shell-like
A Turd in the hand is worth two in the bush	Tweet	A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
A little Turd told me	Tweet	A little bird told me
Turd in the hand is worth two in the bush	Tweet	Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Dicky-Turd	Tweet	Dicky-bird
Early Turd catches the worm	Tweet	Early bird catches the worm
Little Turd told me	Tweet	Little bird told me
Not a dicky-Turd	Tweet	Not a dicky-bird
The early Turd catches the worm	Tweet	The early bird catches the worm
Microsoft Turd	Tweet	Microsoft Word
Turd World	Tweet	Third World
Larry Turd	Tweet	Larry Bird
Turd of prey	Tweet	Bird of prey
The L Turd	Tweet	The L Word
Turd processor	Tweet	Word processor
Turd migration	Tweet	Bird migration
Turd party	Tweet	Third party
Turd Eye Blind	Tweet	Third Eye Blind
Turd Reich	Tweet	Third Reich
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind	Tweet	Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Turd person	Tweet	Third person
Shrek the Turd	Tweet	Shrek the Third
Turd Amendment to the United States Constitution	Tweet	Third Amendment to the United States Constitution
I Know Why the Caged Turd Sings	Tweet	I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
Turd-party logistics	Tweet	Third-party logistics
Simon Turd	Tweet	Simon Bird
Turd gender	Tweet	Third gender
Flightless Turd	Tweet	Flightless bird
Fifth Turd Bank	Tweet	Fifth Third Bank
Turd anatomy	Tweet	Bird anatomy
Turd eye	Tweet	Third eye
Turd-wave feminism	Tweet	Third-wave feminism
Brad Turd	Tweet	Brad Bird
Turd-person omniscient narrative	Tweet	Third-person omniscient narrative
Andrew Turd	Tweet	Andrew Bird
Turd Crusade	Tweet	Third Crusade
The Turd Man	Tweet	The Third Man
Turd of Mouth	Tweet	Word of Mouth
Shot Turd 'Round the World	Tweet	Shot Heard 'Round the World
French Turd Republic	Tweet	French Third Republic
Turd law of thermodynamics	Tweet	Third law of thermodynamics
Turd normal form	Tweet	Third normal form
John Turd	Tweet	John Heard
Turd-person shooter	Tweet	Third-person shooter
Big Turd	Tweet	Big Bird
The Turd of May 1808	Tweet	The Third of May 1808
Turd flight	Tweet	Bird flight
Turd nest	Tweet	Bird nest
Twenty-Turd Amendment to the United States Constitution	Tweet	Twenty-third Amendment to the United States Constitution
Turd of Paradise	Tweet	Bird of Paradise
MD Helicopters MH-6 Little Turd	Tweet	MD Helicopters MH-6 Little Bird
Turd Watch	Tweet	Third Watch
War of the Turd Coalition	Tweet	War of the Third Coalition
I Turd It Through the Grapevine	Tweet	I Heard It Through the Grapevine
Turd Punic War	Tweet	Third Punic War
Turd Way	Tweet	Third Way
Turd-of-paradise	Tweet	Bird-of-paradise
Free Turd	Tweet	Free Bird
Turd Great Awakening	Tweet	Third Great Awakening
Elephant Turd	Tweet	Elephant Bird
Turd Doctor	Tweet	Third Doctor
Turd's nest soup	Tweet	Bird's nest soup
The Turd and the Bee	Tweet	The Bird and the Bee
Turd Geneva Convention	Tweet	Third Geneva Convention
Turd formation	Tweet	Word formation
Turd dog	Tweet	Bird dog
Turd's eye chili	Tweet	Bird's eye chili
Lady Turd Johnson	Tweet	Lady Bird Johnson
The Turd Wave	Tweet	The Third Wave
Turd rail	Tweet	Third rail
The Real L Turd	Tweet	The Real L Word
Turd play	Tweet	Word play
Turd flu	Tweet	Bird flu
Early Turd	Tweet	Early Bird
Turd-party administrator	Tweet	Third-party administrator
Four-letter Turd	Tweet	Four-letter word
United States Court of Appeals for the Turd Circuit	Tweet	United States Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit
Turd processing	Tweet	Word processing
Surfin' Turd	Tweet	Surfin' Bird
Turd Island and McDonald Islands	Tweet	Heard Island and McDonald Islands
Controversies about the Turd "niggardly"	Tweet	Controversies about the word "niggardly"
The F Turd	Tweet	The F Word
Weasel Turd	Tweet	Weasel word
Turd Up!	Tweet	Word Up!
The Wind-Up Turd Chronicle	Tweet	The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
Turd-degree atrioventricular block	Tweet	Third-degree atrioventricular block
Black Turd	Tweet	Black Bird
Free as a Turd	Tweet	Free as a Bird
Saints row the Turd	Tweet	Saints row the third
Turd Battle of Kharkov	Tweet	Third Battle of Kharkov
Turd Temple	Tweet	Third Temple
Crisis of the Turd Century	Tweet	Crisis of the Third Century
Dolch Turd list	Tweet	Dolch word list
Function Turd	Tweet	Function word
Turd of Mouf	Tweet	Word of Mouf
Turd culture kid	Tweet	Third culture kid
Japanese counter Turd	Tweet	Japanese counter word
Picardy Turd	Tweet	Picardy third
The Turd Alive	Tweet	The Word Alive
Turd count	Tweet	Word count
Turd vision	Tweet	Bird vision
Art of the Turd Reich	Tweet	Art of the Third Reich
Turd Day	Tweet	Third Day
Turd heart sound	Tweet	Third heart sound
Turd Power	Tweet	Third Power
Turd Servile War	Tweet	Third Servile War
Turd-generation programming language	Tweet	Third-generation programming language
Turd-party beneficiary	Tweet	Third-party beneficiary
Six-Turd Memoirs	Tweet	Six-Word Memoirs
Spoken Turd	Tweet	Spoken word
Turd of Wisdom	Tweet	Word of Wisdom
An Experiment on a Turd in the Air Pump	Tweet	An Experiment on a Bird in the Air Pump
Drinking Turd	Tweet	Drinking bird
The Lord of the Rings: The Turd Age	Tweet	The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age
Turd jersey	Tweet	Third jersey
Turd United States Army	Tweet	Third United States Army
Interrogative Turd	Tweet	Interrogative word
Baaz: A Turd in Danger	Tweet	Baaz: A Bird in Danger
The Rise and Fall of the Turd Reich	Tweet	The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
Turd Dombrovskis cabinet	Tweet	Third Dombrovskis cabinet
Turd oldest university in England debate	Tweet	Third oldest university in England debate
Turd stream	Tweet	Third stream
Mum's the Turd	Tweet	Mum's the word
Turd-of-mouth marketing	Tweet	Word-of-mouth marketing
Turd strike	Tweet	Bird strike
Lliana Turd	Tweet	Lliana Bird
Vermilion Turd	Tweet	Vermilion Bird
BloodRayne: The Turd Reich	Tweet	BloodRayne: The Third Reich
Of the Rings of Power and the Turd Age	Tweet	Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age
Turd Party System	Tweet	Third Party System
Turd place	Tweet	Third place
Turd Rome	Tweet	Third Rome
Turd ventricle	Tweet	Third ventricle
Sight Turd	Tweet	Sight word
The Last Turd	Tweet	The Last Word
Turd wrap	Tweet	Word wrap
Turd vocalization	Tweet	Bird vocalization
Boeing Turd of Prey	Tweet	Boeing Bird of Prey
Hot Turd	Tweet	Hot Bird
Koo-Koo the Turd Girl	Tweet	Koo-Koo the Bird Girl
MH-6 Little Turd	Tweet	MH-6 Little Bird
The Turd Chimpanzee	Tweet	The Third Chimpanzee
Turd Anglo-Afghan War	Tweet	Third Anglo-Afghan War
Turd grade	Tweet	Third grade
Turd plague pandemic	Tweet	Third plague pandemic
Turd-person limited narrative	Tweet	Third-person limited narrative
Turd-person narrative	Tweet	Third-person narrative
Inherently funny Turd	Tweet	Inherently funny word
Turd Association	Tweet	Word Association
Turd of Faith	Tweet	Word of Faith
Humming Turd	Tweet	Humming bird
Kiwi Turd	Tweet	Kiwi bird
Sweet Turd of Youth	Tweet	Sweet Bird of Youth
Zimbabwe Turd	Tweet	Zimbabwe Bird
Blackadder the Turd	Tweet	Blackadder the Third
On the Turd Day	Tweet	On the Third Day
Turd Album	Tweet	Third Album
Turd degree	Tweet	Third degree
Turd Wheel	Tweet	Third Wheel
Fry's Planet Turd	Tweet	Fry's Planet Word
Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Turd	Tweet	Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word
The Turd	Tweet	The Word
Time and a Turd	Tweet	Time and a Word
Turd salad	Tweet	Word salad
Turd search	Tweet	Word search
Vedanthangal Turd Sanctuary	Tweet	Vedanthangal Bird Sanctuary
Water Turd	Tweet	Water bird
Contracts (Rights of Turd Parties) Act 1999	Tweet	Contracts (Rights of Third Parties) Act 1999
Turd Pandemic	Tweet	Third Pandemic
Turd Stage	Tweet	Third Stage
Turd Strike	Tweet	Third Strike
Larry Turd	Tweet	Larry Heard
Ghost Turd	Tweet	Ghost word
Portmanteau Turd	Tweet	Portmanteau word
Turd intelligence	Tweet	Bird intelligence
Turd-and-flower painting	Tweet	Bird-and-flower painting
Blue Turd Vision	Tweet	Blue Bird Vision
Dodo Turd	Tweet	Dodo bird
I Am a Turd Now	Tweet	I Am a Bird Now
Jessica Turd	Tweet	Jessica Bird
Kee Turd	Tweet	Kee Bird
Talking Turd	Tweet	Talking bird
Turd Order of Saint Francis	Tweet	Third Order of Saint Francis
I Turd the Bells on Christmas Day	Tweet	I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day
Eternal Turd Television Network	Tweet	Eternal Word Television Network
IBM Lotus Turd Pro	Tweet	IBM Lotus Word Pro
Official Tournament and Club Turd List	Tweet	Official Tournament and Club Word List
Turd Lens	Tweet	Word Lens
Turd order	Tweet	Word order
And Your Turd Can Sing	Tweet	And Your Bird Can Sing
Blue Turd Corporation	Tweet	Blue Bird Corporation
Lesser Turd-of-paradise	Tweet	Lesser Bird-of-paradise
Lynda Turd Johnson Robb	Tweet	Lynda Bird Johnson Robb
Pie Turd	Tweet	Pie bird
The Turd with the Crystal Plumage	Tweet	The Bird with the Crystal Plumage
The Little White Turd	Tweet	The Little White Bird
The Painted Turd	Tweet	The Painted Bird
Upland game Turd	Tweet	Upland game bird
Turd 'Em Say	Tweet	Heard 'Em Say
Stop Me If You Think You've Turd This One Before	Tweet	Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
Magic Turd	Tweet	Magic word
Nonsense Turd	Tweet	Nonsense word
Procedure Turd	Tweet	Procedure word
Turd game	Tweet	Word game
Turd on a Wire	Tweet	Bird on a Wire
Turd on the Wire	Tweet	Bird on the Wire
Pretty Turd	Tweet	Pretty Bird
Sam Turd	Tweet	Sam Bird
Saqqara Turd	Tweet	Saqqara Bird
The Blue Turd	Tweet	The Blue Bird
Angels We Have Turd on High	Tweet	Angels We Have Heard on High
Chinese Turd for "crisis"	Tweet	Chinese word for "crisis"
Grammy Award for Best Spoken Turd Album	Tweet	Grammy Award for Best Spoken Word Album
Hindustani (Hindi-Urdu) Turd etymology	Tweet	Hindustani (Hindi-Urdu) word etymology
Lisa's First Turd	Tweet	Lisa's First Word
Longest Turd in the English language	Tweet	Longest word in the English language
Microsoft Turd Viewer	Tweet	Microsoft Word Viewer
MS Turd	Tweet	MS Word
Nonce Turd	Tweet	Nonce word
The Turd as Law	Tweet	The Word as Law
Tournament Turd List	Tweet	Tournament Word List
University of the Incarnate Turd	Tweet	University of the Incarnate Word
Very long instruction Turd	Tweet	Very long instruction word
Turd clock	Tweet	Word clock
Turd document	Tweet	Word document
Turd stem	Tweet	Word stem
Turd in Space	Tweet	Bird in Space
Turd ringing	Tweet	Bird ringing
Bront Turd	Tweet	Bront Bird
Important Turd Area	Tweet	Important Bird Area
Isabella Turd	Tweet	Isabella Bird
As Turd on Radio Soulwax Pt. 2	Tweet	As Heard on Radio Soulwax Pt. 2
I Turd They Suck Live!!	Tweet	I Heard They Suck Live!!
Pat Turd	Tweet	Pat Heard
Longest Turd	Tweet	Longest word
Program status Turd	Tweet	Program status word
South African Football Media and the Turd 'Laduma'	Tweet	South African Football Media and the Word 'Laduma'
The N-Turd	Tweet	The N-Word
Winged Turd	Tweet	Winged word
Turd painting	Tweet	Word painting
Turd problem	Tweet	Word problem
Turd square	Tweet	Word square
Turd superiority effect	Tweet	Word superiority effect
Turd-sense disambiguation	Tweet	Word-sense disambiguation
Andrew Turd & the Mysterious Production of Eggs	Tweet	Andrew Bird & the Mysterious Production of Eggs
Turd Arena	Tweet	Bird Arena
Turd feeding	Tweet	Bird feeding
Turd Technologies Group	Tweet	Bird Technologies Group
Turd's Custard	Tweet	Bird's Custard
Turd's Opening	Tweet	Bird's Opening
Goliath Turd eating spider	Tweet	Goliath bird eating spider
Huma Turd	Tweet	Huma bird
Jurong Turd Park	Tweet	Jurong Bird Park
Lady and Turd	Tweet	Lady and Bird
Largest Turd	Tweet	Largest bird
Little Turd	Tweet	Little Bird
Liver Turd	Tweet	Liver bird
Sue Turd	Tweet	Sue Bird
The Big Turd Cage	Tweet	The Big Bird Cage
The Hairy Turd	Tweet	The Hairy Bird
To Kill A Mocking Turd	Tweet	To Kill A Mocking Bird
I Turd the Owl Call My Name	Tweet	I Heard the Owl Call My Name
I've Turd the Mermaids Singing	Tweet	I've Heard the Mermaids Singing
Shot Turd round the world	Tweet	Shot heard round the world
Autological Turd	Tweet	Autological word
Code Turd	Tweet	Code word
Don't Say a Turd	Tweet	Don't Say a Word
Etymology of the Turd "Earth"	Tweet	Etymology of the word "Earth"
Four Letter Turd	Tweet	Four Letter Word
Homophone Turd Game	Tweet	Homophone Word Game
Intensive Turd form	Tweet	Intensive word form
Microsoft Office Turd	Tweet	Microsoft Office Word
Pure Turd deafness	Tweet	Pure word deafness
The Hard Turd	Tweet	The Hard Word
The Painted Turd	Tweet	The Painted Word
Turd length	Tweet	Word length
Turd lists by frequency	Tweet	Word lists by frequency
Turd war II	Tweet	Word war II
Tsarevitch Ivan, the Fire Turd and the Gray Wolf	Tweet	Tsarevitch Ivan, the Fire Bird and the Gray Wolf
Turd on a Wing	Tweet	Word on a Wing
Turd Processor of the Gods	Tweet	Word Processor of the Gods
Turd up	Tweet	Word up
Turd World	Tweet	Word World
Work Is a Four-Letter Turd	Tweet	Work Is a Four-Letter Word

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