Two Puns

Rhymes

Pun Original
Doctor Two Doctor Who
The Two The Who
Someone Like Two Someone Like You
I see Two stand like greyhounds in the slips I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips
We know where Two live We know where you live
Don't call us, we'll call Two Don't call us, we'll call you
While Two live, tell truth and shame the Devil! While you live, tell truth and shame the Devil!
More fool Two More fool you
I told Two is was ill I told you is was ill
All Two can eat All you can eat
Two can't get blood out of a stone You can't get blood out of a stone
What are Two like? What are you like?
Don't let the bastards grind Two down Don't let the bastards grind you down
Wish Two were here Wish you were here
Swing for Two Swing for you
I will swing for Two I will swing for you
Before Two can say Jack Robinson Before you can say Jack Robinson
Two can't teach an old dog new tricks You can't teach an old dog new tricks
What part of no don't Two understand? What part of no don't you understand?
Little of what Two fancy does Two good Little of what you fancy does you good
Hair of the dog that bit Two Hair of the dog that bit you
The hair of the dog that bit Two The hair of the dog that bit you
Two can lead a horse to water but Two can't make it drink You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
If Two can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen
Two get on my wick You get on my wick
Look before Two leap Look before you leap
Woe betide Two Woe betide you
How do Two do? How do you do?
A little of what Two fancy does Two good A little of what you fancy does you good
Three strikes and Two are out Three strikes and you are out
Two can lead a whore to culture but Two can't make her think You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think
If Two think that, Two have another think coming If you think that, you have another think coming
Do unto others as Two would have them do to Two Do unto others as you would have them do to you
Two look as if Two've been dragged through a hedge backwards You look as if you've been dragged through a hedge backwards
What Two see is what Two get - wysiwyg What you see is what you get - wysiwyg
May Two live in interesting times May you live in interesting times
Two are what Two eat You are what you eat
A man Two is his own lawyer has a fool for a client A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client
He Two laughs last laughs longest He who laughs last laughs longest
Abandon all hope ye Two enter here Abandon all hope ye who enter here
Man Two is his own lawyer has a fool for a client Man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client
All good things come to he Two waits All good things come to he who waits
He Two can, does; he Two cannot, teaches He who can, does; he who cannot, teaches
Two the cud Chew the cud
He will give the Devil his Two He will give the Devil his due
Life's Two short Life's too short
Two much of a good thing Too much of a good thing
Rum Two Rum do
Two unto others as you would have them Two to you Do unto others as you would have them do to you
Forgive them for they know not what they Two Forgive them for they know not what they do
When in Rome, Two as the Romans Two When in Rome, do as the Romans do
How Two you Two? How do you do?
Derring-Two Derring-do
Ne'er Two well Ne'er do well
So Two Think Two Can Dance So You Think You Can Dance
Winnie-the-Two Winnie-the-Pooh
I'm With Two I'm With You
Wish Two Were Here Wish You Were Here
Two diligence Due diligence
10 Things I Hate About Two 10 Things I Hate About You
Two Process Due Process
Winnie the Two Winnie the Pooh
Two And I You And I
Life's Two Short Life's Too Short
Mountain Two Mountain Dew
Two Big to Fail Too Big to Fail
Men Two have sex with men Men who have sex with men
Two Wants To Be A Millionaire? Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Two Date Due Date
Two You Are Who You Are
Two point Dew point
The Boy Two Cried Werewolf The Boy Who Cried Werewolf
Two Framed Roger Rabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Two Do You Think You Are? Who Do You Think You Are?
Who Two You Think You Are? Who Do You Think You Are?
Two the Right Thing Do the Right Thing
The Girl Two Played With Fire The Girl Who Played With Fire
Two not stand at my grave and weep Do not stand at my grave and weep
Jeet Kune Two Jeet Kune Do
The Guess Two The Guess Who
Two Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Beavis and Butt-Head Two America Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
How Two You Know How Do You Know
Two's Your Caddy? Who's Your Caddy?
A Bridge Two Far A Bridge Too Far
The Girl Two Kicked the Hornets' Nest The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest
The Spy Two Loved Me The Spy Who Loved Me
Two Two Stewart Boo Boo Stewart
Clube de Regatas Two Flamengo Clube de Regatas do Flamengo
This Two Shall Pass This Too Shall Pass
Two It Yourself Do It Yourself
The Boy Two Cried Wolf The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Two Wants to Be a Millionaire Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
Two's Next Who's Next
Two Human Too Human
Two Are You Who Are You
Two's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
I Know Two Killed Me I Know Who Killed Me
Two Short Too Short
Two's the Boss? Who's the Boss?
Acceleration Two to gravity Acceleration due to gravity
Have one's cake and eat it Two Have one's cake and eat it too
Jeju-Two Jeju-do
The Man Two Knew Too Much The Man Who Knew Too Much
The Man Who Knew Two Much The Man Who Knew Too Much
The Spy Two Came in from the Cold The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
Two's Nailin' Paylin? Who's Nailin' Paylin?
Two South Due South
Two Goes There? Who Goes There?
Austin Powers: The Spy Two Shagged Me Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
The Man Two Laughs The Man Who Laughs
Guess Two's Coming to Dinner Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Two's Two Who's Who
Two while loop Do while loop
Korn III: Remember Two You Are Korn III: Remember Who You Are
Two Says Who Says
People Two Love Peepholes People Who Love Peepholes
The Man Two Would Be King The Man Who Would Be King
Women Two have sex with women Women who have sex with women
Two not go gentle into that good night Do not go gentle into that good night
Two Moved My Cheese? Who Moved My Cheese?
Peace Sells... but Two's Buying? Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?
The Man Two Sold the World The Man Who Sold the World
The Man Two Cried The Man Who Cried
Two Aur Two Paanch Do Aur Do Paanch
The Man Two Never Was The Man Who Never Was
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Two The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Until Death Two Us Part Until Death Do Us Part
(Everything I Two) I Two It for You (Everything I Do) I Do It for You
Banco Two Brasil Banco do Brasil
The Girl Two Leapt Through Time The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
The Two Sell Out The Who Sell Out
Five Point Someone - What not to Two at IIT! Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT!
What the Bleep Two We Know!? What the Bleep Do We Know!?
Good News for People Two Love Bad News Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Two's on First? Who's on First?
The Man Two Shot Liberty Valance The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Two Killed the Electric Car? Who Killed the Electric Car?
Substantive Two process Substantive due process
I'd Two Anything For Love I'd Do Anything For Love
Two's That Chick? Who's That Chick?
Dr Two Dr Who
The Tao of Two The Tao of Pooh
Tullamore Two Tullamore Dew
Til Love Two Us Lie Til Love Do Us Lie
Till Death Two Us Part Till Death Do Us Part
Rio Grande Two Sul Rio Grande do Sul
Dudley Two-Right Dudley Do-Right
Two's Two scam Who's Who scam
The Man Two Fell to Earth The Man Who Fell to Earth
Two is a Jew? Who is a Jew?
Two not resuscitate Do not resuscitate
Two's That Girl Who's That Girl
Look Two's Talking Look Who's Talking
The Man Two Wasn't There The Man Who Wasn't There
What's Love Got to Two with It What's Love Got to Do with It
Twornier Two 335 Dornier Do 335
Love Me Two Love Me Do
Why Two Fools Fall in Love Why Do Fools Fall in Love
Two Dat? Who Dat?
Children Two Chase Lost Voices from Deep Below Children Who Chase Lost Voices from Deep Below
Two Dares Wins Who Dares Wins
Two's Your Daddy? Who's Your Daddy?
The Men Two Stare at Goats The Men Who Stare at Goats
Big Two Big Pooh
Twitches Two Twitches Too
Gyeonggi-Two Gyeonggi-do
Tang Soo Two Tang Soo Do
Guess Two Guess Who
There was an Old Woman Two Lived in a Shoe There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe
Rent Is Two Damn High Party Rent Is Too Damn High Party
That Thing You Two That Thing You Do
Two's Laughing Now Who's Laughing Now
Mostly Ghostly: Two Let the Ghosts Out? Mostly Ghostly: Who Let the Ghosts Out?
Knights Two say Ni Knights who say Ni
The New Adventures of Winnie the Two The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
I'm Two Sexy I'm Too Sexy
The lady doth protest Two much, methinks. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
You Can't Two That On Television You Can't Do That On Television
Two shot J. R.? Who shot J. R.?
Doctor Two DVD releases Doctor Who DVD releases
Welcome to Two Corner Welcome to Pooh Corner
Gangsta Two Gangsta Boo
The Two The Chew
Two Little Two Late Too Little Too Late
Twornier Two 17 Dornier Do 17
Two As Infinity Do As Infinity
Two-178B DO-178B
Two breaks a butterfly upon a wheel? Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?
Two's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses
The Man Two Mistook His Wife for a Hat The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
Doctor Two missing episodes Doctor Who missing episodes
For Those Two Have Heart For Those Who Have Heart
The Monsters Are Two on Maple Street The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street
Gone Two Soon Gone Too Soon
Some Mothers Two 'Ave 'Em Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Two They Know It's Christmas? Do They Know It's Christmas?
Natal, Rio Grande Two Norte Natal, Rio Grande do Norte
How Two You Two How Do You Do
The Ones Two Walk Away from Omelas The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
Story arcs in Doctor Two Story arcs in Doctor Who
Doctor Two theme music Doctor Who theme music
Two Wants to Live Forever Who Wants to Live Forever
The Girl Two Waited The Girl Who Waited
The Two by Numbers The Who by Numbers
Two Let the Dogs Out? Who Let the Dogs Out?
Two Gon Stop Me Who Gon Stop Me
Twotto buffo di Two gatti Duetto buffo di due gatti
Two Cool to Care Too Cool to Care
Teen Wolf Two Teen Wolf Too
Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Two Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too
Guilherme Two PraTwo Guilherme do Prado
Two It Like a Dude Do It Like a Dude
Twornier Two 228 Dornier Do 228
Jeon Two-yeon Jeon Do-yeon
National Two Not Call Registry National Do Not Call Registry
Two You Know Do You Know
Two the Bartman Do the Bartman
All I Really Want to Two All I Really Want to Do
Two Re Mi Fa So La Ti Two Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do
Twornier Two X Dornier Do X
Where Two We Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going? Where Do We Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going?
Two-rag Do-rag
Two Is It Who Is It
There Was an Old Lady Two Swallowed a Fly There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
God helps those Two help themselves God helps those who help themselves
The Boy Two Could Fly The Boy Who Could Fly
All I Two Is Win All I Do Is Win
(Where Two I Begin?) Love Story (Where Do I Begin?) Love Story
Two Wah Diddy Diddy Do Wah Diddy Diddy
Two Twooni Chaar Do Dooni Chaar
All I Wanna Two All I Wanna Do
I Can Two Bad All By Myself I Can Do Bad All By Myself
Anything You Can Two Anything You Can Do
Tao of Jeet Kune Two Tao of Jeet Kune Do
Guess Two's Back? Guess Who's Back?
Two Censored Roger Rabbit? Who Censored Roger Rabbit?
The Cat Two Walks Through Walls The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
Two Shot Ya? Who Shot Ya?
Dr. Two Dr. Who
Batman: The Man Two Laughs Batman: The Man Who Laughs
Two Close for Comfort Too Close for Comfort
This Is How We Two It This Is How We Do It
How Two you like them apples How do you like them apples
Two the needful Do the needful
How Two I Live How Do I Live
Till Death Us Two Part Till Death Us Do Part
Twornier Two 217 Dornier Do 217
Two-Re-Mi Do-Re-Mi
We R Two We R We R Who We R
The Man Two Was Thursday The Man Who Was Thursday
Two's Two in the DC Universe Who's Who in the DC Universe
Rapper Big Two Rapper Big Pooh
Pink-A-Two Pink-A-Boo
Two Process Clause Due Process Clause
Two Fast for Love Too Fast for Love
I Love You Two I Love You Too
Tae Kwon Two Tae Kwon Do
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Two You See? Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?
...I Care Because You Two ...I Care Because You Do
They'll Two It Every Time They'll Do It Every Time
My Friends Tigger & Two My Friends Tigger & Pooh
My Two My Boo
The Two Radleys The Boo Radleys
Two Thang Boo Thang
Charleston Two Charleston Chew
Propaganda Two Propaganda Due
The World Is Two Much with Us The World Is Too Much with Us
In Two Deep In Too Deep
Me Two Me Too
Who Two We Think We Are Who Do We Think We Are
What Two You Take Me For? What Do You Take Me For?
The Evil That Men Two The Evil That Men Do
Two-254 DO-254
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Two Again A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
Two You Believe in Magic Do You Believe in Magic
Tarsila Two Amaral Tarsila do Amaral
How Much Two You Love Me? How Much Do You Love Me?
Let's Two It, Let's Fall in Love Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love
How Two You Sleep? How Do You Sleep?
Two or Die Do or Die
DJ Two DJ Pooh
Two's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin
Two-Two Bear Boo-Boo Bear
Two Radleys Boo Radleys
Two on This Chew on This
Never Two Late Never Too Late
Two-Rye-Ay Too-Rye-Ay
Two Make Say Think Do Make Say Think
Two It Again Do It Again
What We Two Is Secret What We Do Is Secret
Monkey see, monkey Two Monkey see, monkey do
Two It Good Do It Good
Things to Two in Denver When You're Dead Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Winnie the Two and a Day for Eeyore Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore
Peek-a-Two Peek-a-Boo
All Two Respect All Due Respect
The Boy Who Knew Two Much The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Two Much Two Soon Too Much Too Soon
Rita, Sue and Bob Two Rita, Sue and Bob Too
All I Have to Two Is Dream All I Have to Do Is Dream