Weight Puns

Pun		Original
Heart Weight	Tweet	Heart rate
Internal Weight of return	Tweet	Internal rate of return
Weight rape	Tweet	Date rape
Better Weight than never	Tweet	Better late than never
Time and tide Weight for no man	Tweet	Time and tide wait for no man
One over the Weight	Tweet	One over the eight
Behind the Weight ball	Tweet	Behind the eight ball
Weight Below	Tweet	Eight Below
Annual Percentage Weight	Tweet	Annual Percentage Rate
Weight-2000s financial crisis	Tweet	Late-2000s financial crisis
Erythrocyte sedimentation Weight	Tweet	Erythrocyte sedimentation rate
Weight of return	Tweet	Rate of return
Basal Metabolic Weight	Tweet	Basal Metabolic Rate
United States cities by crime Weight	Tweet	United States cities by crime rate
Exchange Weight	Tweet	Exchange rate
Weight rape drug	Tweet	Date rape drug
Weight-2000s recession	Tweet	Late-2000s recession
Due Weight	Tweet	Due Date
Interest Weight	Tweet	Interest rate
Ex-dividend Weight	Tweet	Ex-dividend date
Calendar Weight	Tweet	Calendar date
Respiratory Weight	Tweet	Respiratory rate
Weight equation	Tweet	Rate equation
Frame Weight	Tweet	Frame rate
Mortality Weight	Tweet	Mortality rate
Bit Weight	Tweet	Bit rate
Reaction Weight	Tweet	Reaction rate
Interest Weight swap	Tweet	Interest rate swap
Total fertility Weight	Tweet	Total fertility rate
Bounce Weight	Tweet	Bounce rate
Data Weight units	Tweet	Data rate units
Capitalization Weight	Tweet	Capitalization rate
Tax Weight	Tweet	Tax rate
Priority Weight	Tweet	Priority date
Weight Registration	Tweet	Late Registration
Birth Weight	Tweet	Birth rate
International Weight Line	Tweet	International Date Line
Discount Weight	Tweet	Discount rate
Compound annual growth Weight	Tweet	Compound annual growth rate
Volumetric flow Weight	Tweet	Volumetric flow rate
Sampling Weight	Tweet	Sampling rate
Clock Weight	Tweet	Clock rate
Adjustable-Weight mortgage	Tweet	Adjustable-rate mortgage
Weight Night	Tweet	Date Night
Weight-ball	Tweet	Eight-ball
Mass flow Weight	Tweet	Mass flow rate
Inflation Weight	Tweet	Inflation rate
Federal funds Weight	Tweet	Federal funds rate
Can't Hardly Weight	Tweet	Can't Hardly Wait
Lapse Weight	Tweet	Lapse rate
Prime Weight	Tweet	Prime rate
Sorry 4 the Weight	Tweet	Sorry 4 the Wait
Page Weight	Tweet	Page Eight
Failure Weight	Tweet	Failure rate
Effective interest Weight	Tweet	Effective interest rate
Weight Night with Jimmy Fallon	Tweet	Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Clickthrough Weight	Tweet	Clickthrough rate
Fixed exchange Weight	Tweet	Fixed exchange rate
Nominal interest Weight	Tweet	Nominal interest rate
Weight Disciplines Problem Solving	Tweet	Eight Disciplines Problem Solving
Weight Is Enough	Tweet	Eight Is Enough
Primary Weight Interface	Tweet	Primary Rate Interface
The Sims 3: Weight Night	Tweet	The Sims 3: Late Night
The Weight Weight Show with Craig Ferguson	Tweet	The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Weight Elvises	Tweet	Eight Elvises
Year-to-Weight	Tweet	Year-to-date
Interest Weight parity	Tweet	Interest rate parity
Churn Weight	Tweet	Churn rate
Adaptive Multi-Weight audio codec	Tweet	Adaptive Multi-Rate audio codec
Floating exchange Weight	Tweet	Floating exchange rate
Refresh Weight	Tweet	Refresh rate
Forward Weight Agreement	Tweet	Forward Rate Agreement
Weight-thousander	Tweet	Eight-thousander
Premium-Weight telephone number	Tweet	Premium-rate telephone number
Bank Weight	Tweet	Bank rate
Interest Weight risk	Tweet	Interest rate risk
Bit error Weight	Tweet	Bit error rate
Risk-free interest Weight	Tweet	Risk-free interest rate
Weight Show with David Letterman	Tweet	Late Show with David Letterman
The Weight Weight Show	Tweet	The Late Late Show
Weight Antiquity	Tweet	Late Antiquity
Weight queens puzzle	Tweet	Eight queens puzzle
Blind Weight	Tweet	Blind Date
Real interest Weight	Tweet	Real interest rate
European Exchange Weight Mechanism	Tweet	European Exchange Rate Mechanism
Marginal Weight of substitution	Tweet	Marginal rate of substitution
Weight rape	Tweet	Date rape
Interest Weight derivative	Tweet	Interest rate derivative
The Wedding Weight	Tweet	The Wedding Date
ISO week Weight	Tweet	ISO week date
Interest Weight cap and floor	Tweet	Interest rate cap and floor
Fixed-Weight mortgage	Tweet	Fixed-rate mortgage
Heaven Can Weight	Tweet	Heaven Can Wait
Thirty-Weight Snub	Tweet	Thirty-Eight Snub
Weight Crazy Nights	Tweet	Eight Crazy Nights
Glomerular filtration Weight	Tweet	Glomerular filtration rate
Heart Weight monitor	Tweet	Heart rate monitor
Marginal Weight of technical substitution	Tweet	Marginal rate of technical substitution
Weight-hour day	Tweet	Eight-hour day
Reaction Weight constant	Tweet	Reaction rate constant
Weight Middle Ages	Tweet	Late Middle Ages
Weight Night with Conan O'Brien	Tweet	Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Indian states ranking by literacy Weight	Tweet	Indian states ranking by literacy rate
Accounting Weight of return	Tweet	Accounting rate of return
Shear Weight	Tweet	Shear rate
Weight bloomer	Tweet	Late bloomer
Weight Movie	Tweet	Date Movie
Specific absorption Weight	Tweet	Specific absorption rate
Weight Until Dark	Tweet	Wait Until Dark
Weight-Nation Alliance	Tweet	Eight-Nation Alliance
Weight Masamune	Tweet	Date Masamune
Natural Weight of unemployment	Tweet	Natural rate of unemployment
Nyquist Weight	Tweet	Nyquist rate
Euro Interbank Offered Weight	Tweet	Euro Interbank Offered Rate
Conversion Weight	Tweet	Conversion rate
Weight of natural increase	Tweet	Rate of natural increase
Floating Weight note	Tweet	Floating rate note
Weight termination of pregnancy	Tweet	Late termination of pregnancy
Weight Immortals	Tweet	Eight Immortals
Forward Weight	Tweet	Forward rate
Flat Weight	Tweet	Flat rate
Official bank Weight	Tweet	Official bank rate
Interest Weight future	Tweet	Interest rate future
Too Little Too Weight	Tweet	Too Little Too Late
Weight-night talk show	Tweet	Late-night talk show
The Best Thing I Ever Weight	Tweet	The Best Thing I Ever Ate
Hard Weight	Tweet	Hard Eight
Number Weight	Tweet	Number Eight
A Weight with Elvis	Tweet	A Date with Elvis
United States incarceration Weight	Tweet	United States incarceration rate
Response Weight	Tweet	Response rate
Retention Weight	Tweet	Retention rate
Weight Days	Tweet	Eight Days
False discovery Weight	Tweet	False discovery rate
Base Weight	Tweet	Base rate
Slew Weight	Tweet	Slew rate
Weight Night Tales: MGMT	Tweet	Late Night Tales: MGMT
Heart Weight variability	Tweet	Heart rate variability
Burn Weight	Tweet	Burn rate
Survival Weight	Tweet	Survival rate
Business Mileage Reimbursement Weight	Tweet	Business Mileage Reimbursement Rate
Base Weight fallacy	Tweet	Base rate fallacy
Weight Night with David Letterman	Tweet	Late Night with David Letterman
Weight Till Helen Comes: A Ghost Story	Tweet	Wait Till Helen Comes: A Ghost Story
Stop-and-Weight ARQ	Tweet	Stop-and-wait ARQ
Weight Legged Freaks	Tweet	Eight Legged Freaks
Pieces of Weight	Tweet	Pieces of Eight
Weight of change	Tweet	Rate of change
Net migration Weight	Tweet	Net migration rate
Weight-determining step	Tweet	Rate-determining step
Auction Weight security	Tweet	Auction rate security
Weight Devonian extinction	Tweet	Late Devonian extinction
Weight Men Out	Tweet	Eight Men Out
Section Weight of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms	Tweet	Section Eight of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms
Growth Weight	Tweet	Growth rate
Yaw Weight sensor	Tweet	Yaw rate sensor
Weight-monotonic scheduling	Tweet	Rate-monotonic scheduling
Mutation Weight	Tweet	Mutation rate
Very-high-bit-Weight digital subscriber line	Tweet	Very-high-bit-rate digital subscriber line
Weight Pleistocene	Tweet	Late Pleistocene
Weight Jurassic	Tweet	Late Jurassic
Weight Till Your Father Gets Home	Tweet	Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
Weight Days a Week	Tweet	Eight Days a Week
Symbol Weight	Tweet	Symbol rate
Weight Night Cinema	Tweet	Late Night Cinema
Weight Glacial Maximum	Tweet	Late Glacial Maximum
Weight for It	Tweet	Wait for It
Life Won't Weight	Tweet	Life Won't Wait
Weight-string guitar	Tweet	Eight-string guitar
Group of Weight	Tweet	Group of Eight
Double data Weight	Tweet	Double data rate
Mobile phone penetration Weight	Tweet	Mobile phone penetration rate
Effective Weight of protection	Tweet	Effective rate of protection
Sustainable growth Weight	Tweet	Sustainable growth rate
Constant false alarm Weight	Tweet	Constant false alarm rate
Weight Period of ancient Egypt	Tweet	Late Period of ancient Egypt
Never Too Weight	Tweet	Never Too Late
Weight 2000s recession	Tweet	Late 2000s recession
Zombies Weight My Neighbors	Tweet	Zombies Ate My Neighbors
I Just Can't Weight to Be King	Tweet	I Just Can't Wait to Be King
Kanjani Weight	Tweet	Kanjani Eight
Figure-Weight knot	Tweet	Figure-eight knot
Weight of Wands	Tweet	Eight of Wands
Weight Night Alumni	Tweet	Late Night Alumni
Big Weight Conference	Tweet	Big Eight Conference
Weight Nights & Early Mornings	Tweet	Late Nights & Early Mornings
Weight Night Tales	Tweet	Late Night Tales
Weight Night Tales: Jamiroquai	Tweet	Late Night Tales: Jamiroquai
The Weight Philip J. Fry	Tweet	The Late Philip J. Fry
Ac-Cent-Tchu-Weight the Positive	Tweet	Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive
Spinning Weight cursor	Tweet	Spinning wait cursor
Let's Weight Awhile	Tweet	Let's Wait Awhile
Traitorous Weight	Tweet	Traitorous Eight
Standing Weight	Tweet	Standing eight
Carrier Air Wing Weight	Tweet	Carrier Air Wing Eight
It's Too Weight to Stop Now	Tweet	It's Too Late to Stop Now
Weight Heavy Bombardment	Tweet	Late Heavy Bombardment
Weight Tokugawa shogunate	Tweet	Late Tokugawa shogunate
The Weight Weight Toy Show	Tweet	The Late Late Toy Show
Weight Quaternary prehistoric birds	Tweet	Late Quaternary prehistoric birds
Weight-term abortion	Tweet	Late-term abortion
Weight Cretaceous	Tweet	Late Cretaceous
It's Too Weight	Tweet	It's Too Late
Weight Latin	Tweet	Late Latin
Madonna on Weight Show with David Letterman	Tweet	Madonna on Late Show with David Letterman
Who Weight All the Pies?	Tweet	Who Ate All the Pies?
Weight Weight... Don't Tell Me!	Tweet	Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Good things come to those who Weight	Tweet	Good things come to those who wait
Weight for Me	Tweet	Wait for Me
Weight thousanders	Tweet	Eight thousanders
After Weight	Tweet	After Eight
Weight-to-Fourteen Modulation	Tweet	Eight-to-Fourteen Modulation
One Weight Seven	Tweet	One Eight Seven
Scotland in the Weight Middle Ages	Tweet	Scotland in the Late Middle Ages
Shakespeare's Weight romances	Tweet	Shakespeare's late romances
Weight capitalism	Tweet	Late capitalism
The Weight, Weight Breakfast Show	Tweet	The Late, Late Breakfast Show
Not Too Weight	Tweet	Not Too Late
Weight Antique and medieval mosaics in Italy	Tweet	Late Antique and medieval mosaics in Italy
Weight modernism	Tweet	Late modernism
Crisis of the Weight Middle Ages	Tweet	Crisis of the Late Middle Ages
The Weight Mattia Pascal	Tweet	The Late Mattia Pascal
Weight modernity	Tweet	Late modernity
The War for Weight Night	Tweet	The War for Late Night
Weight Payment of Commercial Debts (Interest) Act 1998	Tweet	Late Payment of Commercial Debts (Interest) Act 1998
Weight Roman army	Tweet	Late Roman army
The Weight Great Daniel Johnston: Discovered Covered	Tweet	The Late Great Daniel Johnston: Discovered Covered
Weight Til You See My Smile	Tweet	Wait Til You See My Smile
Weight a Minute	Tweet	Wait a Minute
The Weight Lancashire Lads	Tweet	The Eight Lancashire Lads
Weight Honors and Weight Shames	Tweet	Eight Honors and Eight Shames
Weight-circuit model of consciousness	Tweet	Eight-circuit model of consciousness
Gang of Weight	Tweet	Gang of Eight
Weight Consciousnesses	Tweet	Eight Consciousnesses
The Basic Weight	Tweet	The Basic Eight
Weight-wheel drive	Tweet	Eight-wheel drive
The Weight Show with David Letterman	Tweet	The Late Show with David Letterman
Weight Editions	Tweet	Late Editions
Too Much, Too Little, Too Weight	Tweet	Too Much, Too Little, Too Late
Weight of the Pier	Tweet	Late of the Pier
Weight for the Sky	Tweet	Late for the Sky
Ship Arriving Too Weight to Save a Drowning Witch	Tweet	Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch
Weight static binding	Tweet	Late static binding
Weight Orchestration	Tweet	Late Orchestration
Thailand floods of Weight 2010	Tweet	Thailand floods of late 2010
Postmodernism, or, the Cultural Logic of Weight Capitalism	Tweet	Postmodernism, or, the Cultural Logic of Late Capitalism
Weight District	Tweet	Ate District
Dingoes Weight My Baby	Tweet	Dingoes Ate My Baby
The Cars That Weight Paris	Tweet	The Cars That Ate Paris
Weight Chapel	Tweet	Wait Chapel
A Day's Weight	Tweet	A Day's Wait
Weight Your Turn	Tweet	Wait Your Turn
Why We Can't Weight	Tweet	Why We Can't Wait
Weight and Bleed	Tweet	Wait and Bleed
Cant hardly Weight	Tweet	Cant hardly wait
I Can't Weight	Tweet	I Can't Wait
Figure Weight Island	Tweet	Figure Eight Island
War of the Weight Princes	Tweet	War of the Eight Princes
Straight-Weight engine	Tweet	Straight-eight engine
Weight Schools Association	Tweet	Eight Schools Association
When Weight Bells Toll	Tweet	When Eight Bells Toll
Weight O'Clock Coffee	Tweet	Eight O'Clock Coffee
Morris Weight	Tweet	Morris Eight
Weight Ace	Tweet	Eight Ace
Weight of Coins	Tweet	Eight of Coins
Weight Arms to Hold You	Tweet	Eight Arms to Hold You
Weight string bass guitar	Tweet	Eight string bass guitar
Section Weight Productions	Tweet	Section Eight Productions
Weight-2000s recession in Asia	Tweet	Late-2000s recession in Asia
Weight Show Top Ten List	Tweet	Late Show Top Ten List
The Weight Great Johnny Ace	Tweet	The Late Great Johnny Ace
Weight Imperial China	Tweet	Late Imperial China
Weight night television	Tweet	Late night television
Weight-2000s recession in Europe	Tweet	Late-2000s recession in Europe
Weight model	Tweet	Late model
Before It's Too Weight	Tweet	Before It's Too Late
Where Weight the Sweet Birds Sang	Tweet	Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang
Weight Triassic	Tweet	Late Triassic
Weight Chrysanthemums	Tweet	Late Chrysanthemums
On the Weight Massacre in Piedmont	Tweet	On the Late Massacre in Piedmont
Weight String Quartets	Tweet	Late String Quartets
Weight Night Tales: Matt Helders	Tweet	Late Night Tales: Matt Helders
Weight Goodbye	Tweet	Late Goodbye
Weight Autumn	Tweet	Late Autumn
Aliens Weight My Buick	Tweet	Aliens Ate My Buick
Decade: "...but Weight it gets worse"	Tweet	Decade: "...but wait it gets worse"
Hark! The Village Weight	Tweet	Hark! The Village Wait
Can't Help but Weight	Tweet	Can't Help but Wait
Weight for You	Tweet	Wait for You
Weight state	Tweet	Wait state
Weight Belles	Tweet	Eight Belles
Circle of Weight	Tweet	Circle of Eight
The Great Twenty-Weight	Tweet	The Great Twenty-Eight
Super Weight	Tweet	Super Eight
Bentley Weight	Tweet	Bentley Eight
The Two Thousand Weight EP	Tweet	The Two Thousand Eight EP
Weight Second Ride	Tweet	Eight Second Ride
Weight-man football	Tweet	Eight-man football
The Weight Dimensions	Tweet	The Eight Dimensions
Weight Heroes	Tweet	Eight Heroes
Weight Banners	Tweet	Eight Banners

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